Warning: The following blog post contains ridicule of the Las Vegas Review-Journal and a Republican senator with good hair. No actual copies of the R-J were harmed in the writing of this post.

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There I was, thinking that I was living in a (mostly) booming metropolis -- albeit going through one of its periodic "down" cycles. It's a city that's grown too fast for the infrastructure to keep pace; ditto "quality of life" necessities like parks, libraries and schools, of which we never seem able to build quite enough.

But these are symptoms of growth, as we draw not only a vast number of international visitors but myriad new residents as well (some of them here illegally, it's true). I don't see as many casino-employee name tags anymore of the sort that informed you your check-in clerk was Corazon from Manila, for instance, and that's a pity. They were a tacit tribute to the "Las Vegas dream" that's lured so many here from faraway climes, yours truly included.

So I look out my office window at the third (and counting) tower of the Palms, then turn to the electronic version of the Dogpatch Daily and read that, no, we are not a burgeoning city with a massive resort industry but "a remote desert town built to indulge Americans' fantasies." (I guess overseas fantasists need not apply.) And this from the paper's tourism correspondent! "Remote desert town"? "Indulge ... fantasies"? Did they send him to report on Pahrump by mistake?

And then, as if the Average Joe hadn't figured this out already, we get the thunderingly obvious observation, "Every extra dollar would-be tourists cough up at their hometown gas stations and grocery stores is a buck that won't be shoved into a slot machine, slipped to a hotel desk clerk in hopes of a room upgrade or tucked into a dancer's G-string this weekend."

Really? Ya think? Just maybe? Did you omit any clichés there, perhaps? Oh, and if anybody believes an "extra dollar" will be sufficient to get themselves a room upgrade, then their Vegas really isn't showing.

Add Sen. John Ensign (R-Shadow Creek) to the list of Las Vegans who seemingly hate Las Vegas. According to t