State of the art Las Vegas ... if you're David Brooks.

OK, so David Brooks didn't go that far in his latest New York Times think piece, but if you applied his nostrums to the casino industry, Las Vegas would still look a heckuva lot like it did in 1988.

"The methodical executives at successful companies just make the same old four-door sedan, but they make it better and better," he writes. Then, further down: "The C.E.O.’s that are most likely to succeed are humble, diffident, relentless and a bit unidimensional. They are often not the most exciting people to be around. ... the virtues that writers tend to admire — those involving self-expression and self-exploration — are not the ones that lead to corporate excellence."

Hmmmmm. Steve Wynn can be egotistical, assertive, self-contradictory, multifaceted, expressive and reflective -- often all of the above in the space of a few sentences. His business track record must be a complete train wreck, mustn't it?

So hit the bricks, Wynn. You too, Anthony Marnell II & III, Glenn Schaeffer and Jim Murren, you art-collecting college-boy snobs. (They probably sip wine too, doncha bet?) We don't need none of yer out-of-the-box, smarty-pants thinking. Just give us the next iteration of the Boardwalk or Bingo Palace and make it snappy, OK?

The sound of obsolesence: The next time Review-Journal Editor Thomas Mitchell pens one of his endless series of musings wherein be strokes his moustache and is mystified by the decline of the newspaper bidness, he might ask himself this: Why did his paper run this wire-service story when the Sun had gotten to it two days earlier and in far greater detail?

The sad saga of Terrance K. Watanabe is rife with disturbing moral, ethical and regulatory questions. About the only clear-cut conclusion is that Watanabe's defense is a non-starter. (Harrah's Entertainment may be in trouble, but that's a separate issue.) Former Philadelphia Eagles owner Leonard Tose tried the same thing and had even less luck in court than at the tables. Fortunately, David G. Schwartz is right here to provide us with the relevant history and the precedent that augurs so poorly for the luck- and sobriety-challenged Mr. Watanabe.

It must be frustrating to keep trying to influence events and yet events refused to influenced, mustn't it? Let's ask this guy. He doesn't have a Puliztzer Prize, 'tis true. (Running stories two days after the Sun does might have something to do with it.) But some guy in Cedar City, Utah (who apparently couldn't find a copy of the Deseret News) is a big fan.

This just in: Schwartz also has the early word on a proposal to legitimize Illinois' gray-market slot route business. At first blush, this looks like a really good way to drive a dagger into the heart of the state's already-struggling casinos. Maybe Neil Bluhm should rethink that Chicagoland casino he's planning.