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Poll Preview: What will never happen in Las Vegas?
This poll comes via a suggestion from a reader that we thought we'd have some fun with. Nothing earth-shattering or life-changing will come out of it and obviously, an infinite number of things will never happen in Las Vegas (trees won't start growing upside down; the city won't be invaded by an army of Yetis; an 84-year-old Elvis won't emerge after decades of living with Jimmy Hoffa in Swaziland, Kevin Lewis probably will never be named director of public relations for the Las Vegas Chamber of Commerce), but of all the unlikely choices, we'll be very interested to see which is unlikeliest.
Feel free to add your own suggestions for choices in this poll. A committee of LVA staffers will determine which are included. Here are a few to get the creative juices flowing.
Monorail extension to airport/downtown
Honey Boo Boo residency
Boyd Gaming returns to old players club VP criteria
Star Trek resort-casino
NBA megaresort arena on old Wet n Wild site
Barbra Streisand residency
Public transportation system in tunnels under the Strip
Beverly Hillbillies-themed casino
Titanic-themed casino
6-5 blackjack declared illegal by the Gaming Control Board
Free parking returns to all Strip casinos
Prostitution legalized in Las Vegas
Resort fees not only abolished, but refunded in their entirety
Clocks and windows to the outside on every casino wall
Table games where only cash plays, no casino chips
The Strip will be closed to cars for a pedestrian-only promenade like Fremont Street downtown
Casinos will impose a dress code in order to enter and gamble
Resorts World will resurrect the Stardust buffet
Anthony Curtis will give up beer