Not So Simple After All

When I was writing my last blog, I was really tired; many of you noticed that, didn’t you? Brad had been having some serious medical problems – and that always wears me out trying to “fix” things, seemingly practicing medicine without a license!   🙂  But things are better now. Brad is feeling better. And now I can breathe!

Reading back over that blog entry, I realized I was guilty of trying to simplify a very complex situation, something you can never do when talking about casino programs. So now I am going to start over on the subject of figuring the EV of a video poker play.

Yes, this is a good starting point:

  1. Learn the EV of the game you want to play.
  2. Find the players club point value
  3. Add them together for the EV of the regular total play
  4. If there is a multiple-point bonus, add that to get the total play for “special days.”

However there are other factors you need to consider. Continue reading

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MORE PROMOTION WARNINGS

Walking through casino promotion areas is like trying to get across a war zone mine field. Even if you don’t find actual technical errors in newspaper advertisements or Internet information sources, the details may be too incomplete for you to have accurate information.

Published information on multiple-point benefits may not distinguish between slots and video poker bonuses. For example, saying that Silverton has 10X-16X points, depending on tier level, is a true statement, but not of help to video poker players, since this refers only to slot play.  Silverton almost never has casino-wide multiple points for VP play.

Rampart Casino has a big ad about their new slot card and says: And points are always worth 5x more. The question is “More than what?”  Worthless information that is purely hype!  Then they give this “formula”:  1000 points = $5 cash back.  This is a common example of incomplete information that is useless to players unless they have one other figure:  HOW MUCH MONEY DO YOU HAVE TO PUT IN THE MACHINE TO EARN A POINT?  Here are the other facts you must know:  It takes $1 to earn one point on slots.  It takes $2 to earn one point on video poker.  If you do the math – or like I did, just go to vpFREE2 and click on “Rampart” and then “Player’s Club” – you would find that this players club pays .25% for your points earned on VP (.5% on slots).

I’ve been meaning to write here about how to choose where the best play is, especially on holidays and other times when there are several multiple-point bonus options.  Misinformation out there for yesterday’s Labor Day promotions has sent me screaming to my keyboard.

Here is the way you choose if you want to stick with the best mathematical play.  If you just want to play at a casino near your house, or where you once hit a bit jackpot so you feel lucky there, or where you like the restaurants, or where the employees are friendliest, go ahead with your own non-mathematical plans – you don’t need my advice.  But if you want to maximize your chances for long-term better financial results, here is what I have learned over the last 31 years:

  1. Learn the EV of the game you want to play.
  2. Find the players club point value
  3. Add them together for the EV of the regular total play
  4. If there is a multiple-point bonus, add that to get the total play for “special days.”

It’s that simple. Do that for all the possible plays, compare them, and choose the one with the highest EV.

I’m exhausted now, explaining things I have talked about for 25 years. If I get my strength back, hopefully in my next blog I will give you some specific examples. But in the meantime, you can use vpFREE2 and start your own figuring.  This old lady will not be around to hold your hand forever!

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SEPTEMBER VEGAS PROMOTION NEWS

OOPS – Dead Bodies in TWO casinos

Last month I wrote:  “REAL BODIES” human anatomy exhibition just opened at Bally’s Las Vegas –located on the lower level.  I think this is the one that used to be at Luxor and perhaps other casinos before that?

Wrong!  I just found out that there are dueling “Dead Body” companies.  Who knew!  The old one at the Luxor is still there; the one at Bally’s is a new one.  Hummm…I saw one of these many years ago but I forget in which casino.  It was interesting but I’m not interested in checking these two out to see which one is best.  I’ll leave that to you readers who are into dead bodies!

CAESARS PROPERTIES

When we visited Harrah’s Cherokee in May, we liked that we could get our picture put on the back of our players card.  It sometimes – but not always – saves you pulling out your ID for certain transactions in the casino. This hasn’t been available in the Las Vegas area for quite a while and recently was discontinued in Harrah’s Resort Southern California.  So we wondered where else this was offered. Continue reading

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COMPS FOR SALE?

There has been some discussion on the Internet recently about the selling of comps. Although there is no general agreement about this subject and I respect the right of others to publicize their opinions, I feel constrained to publically disagree with any gambling information that I feel might lead gamblers into danger areas.

Casinos generally object to any selling of comps, whether that is in written rules or just unwritten casino policy. On the other side, players often feel that if they earn a comp, this is a “gift” that they have the right to do anything they want with it.

Now we enter the Grey Zone. Continue reading

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Blast From the Past

I am cleaning out my computer files and found this old article. How old? I’m not sure since there was no date on it. In fact I don’t know whether it was ever published. But by some of the details – and the fact I hadn’t changed “slot club” to “players club” – I think it was written many years ago. But it proves that, although much does change in the casino world, so much stays the same! 

         If I Ran a Slot Club

If I ran a slot club, I’d run it in the morning, I’d run it in the evening, all over this land. My apologies to the folk song, but I’d institute so many user-friendly and consumer-kindly policies that it would be the most popular slot club at any casino in the country, and all the other slot clubs would have to follow my lead to compete.

First, I’d put the club booth in a very easy-to-find section of the casino, probably near the main entrance, near the front desk. Why hide it in a corner? I’d hang plenty of signs directing players to it. I’d WANT people to join.

I’d consider every slot club employee a casino host. Continue reading

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Informational Links

MGM Resorts has launched a new program – mobile casino tournaments.   Mark’s Las Vegas has the details. I wonder if these will be popular?  Most people like to do tournaments because of the fun enthusiastic group atmosphere.  This new “invention” is kind of like having sex by yourself instead of with another person.  Maybe it will appeal to some?

Steve Bourie interviews Las Vegas Advisor newsletter publisher Anthony Curtis about 10 tips for Las Vegas visitors to get the best deals.

Don’t want to lose so much in a casino, but don’t want to study.  Here is my Casino Gambling 101 take.

Here’s a brand new idea – stadium gambling.  Hybrid table games combine the ease and fast pace of a slot machine with the feel of a live dealer.

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More Vegas News and Promo Info

I like the pull-tab promotion Silverton is running this month, on Fridays and Saturdays.  You pull from one of three different “baskets,”  depending on how many points you earn that day.  The bigger point “basket” has bigger minimum prizes and a bigger top prize, with proportionately smaller prizes from the other two baskets:

5,000 points = Gold pull tab
Top Prize of $10,000

2,500 points = Silver pull tab
Top Prize of $5,000

500 points = Bronze pull tab
Top Prize of $1,000

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“REAL BODIES” human anatomy exhibition just opened at Bally’s Las Vegas –located on the lower level.  I think this is the one that used to be at Luxor and perhaps other casinos before that?

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As usual, Mark’s Las Vegas will keep you up on the casino social media news.  A recent report gives details about MYVEGAS adding a new app and other updates. Continue reading

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AUGUST VEGAS PROMOTION NEWS

August must be “buffet month.”  Seems like every mailer or casino e-mail I open has a buffet special running:

Gold Coast has reduced prices for their dinner buffet Monday through Thursday, with added discounts depending on your card level.

Silverton is running an Earn & Win Buffet special on Thursdays.  Earn 50 points for one free lunch buffet coupon to print before 3 p.m.  Earn 100 points for one free lunch or dinner buffet, coupon available to print at kiosk from 10 a.m. to 9 p.m.

CZR properties – Tuesdays in August, earn 50 Tier Credits in a day at any of the Total Rewards casinos in Las Vegas and get one free entry to Carnival World & Seafood Buffet.  This one has some tricky fine print. Continue reading

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Rattlesnake Finish

Okay, okay – here is “the end of the story” so many of you have been clamoring for:

Not very dramatic – saw no rattlesnakes, but that is probably a good thing! We saw some Pokemon Go players there but Kaity considers them way down on her adventurer list, no comparison to geocaching!

And if you have never heard about geocaching,  here  is Kaity to explain it for you:

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Awesome Outdoor Art

After 31 years of visiting and then living in Las Vegas, Brad and I are a bit jaded on the subject of “Vegas Sights” – been there seen that! But this week we were surprisingly awed by a relatively new in-my-opinion-must-see Vegas attraction.

We didn’t immediately think a fluorescent “Stonehenge” in the middle of a barren desert was worth a 10-mile ride down south Las Vegas Boulevard, way beyond civilization that ends at the M Resort. But, as usual, with family in town, we were looking for new sightseeing adventures, so off we drove to see “Seven Magic Mountains.”

When these colorful columns appeared in the horizon, such a contrast to the dull desolate desert landscape, it was a moment of astonishment and amazement for all of us. We had seen pictures of this, but they couldn’t capture the real-life intense effect. Both my daughter Angela and granddaughter Kaitlynn are avid photographers. In fact, Kaitlynn is beginning in the fall her master’s program in Video Production. So they couldn’t wait to begin their shooting.

It is just a very short walk from the primitive parking lot to the actual columns so you can not only enjoy the longer-distance full view of the installation, but you can get up close and personal to it – hug a column if you wish. The temperature was 110 degrees this afternoon we were there, with the sun so bright even our sunglasses didn’t keep us from squinting in most of the pictures. And Brad posed for just a couple of minutes and then tromped back to the car and turned on the air-conditioner to wait for the rest of us.

7 Magic Mountains - 1

Jean and Brad – Above

Grandma Jean and Granddaughter Kaitlynn – Below

7 Magic Mountains - 4

Later, when Kaitlynn has time to work on the video she shot, I will post that, which will describe “the rest of the story,” which includes venomous rattlesnakes.

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