1. Pigaratte smokers. ‘Nuff said.
2. Cigar smokers. Sweet Jesus.
3. Chimpanzees–those who hit the Deal button five times or more on every hand, the way chimps bang on the bars of their cages
4. Those who shower once a year whether they need it or not
5. Players who love to conversate on their dumbphones about their recent colonoscopies
6. Grim reapers–locals who play rapidly, expertly, with a sullen expression, and not a flicker of reaction when they hit four aces
7. Spreaders–they put up both feet and generally take up every available inch of room
8. Angry bangers–are getting killed at the game and believe that the machine will give them a royal if they threaten it and/or beat on it
9. Screen petters–stroke the glass gently when drawing to 222, as if to stimulate it into giving a big win
10. Drunks

There are a LOT of Vegas degenerates who moved there ten years ago thinking they could just play VP instead of getting a real job and now are circling the drain, showing up for $10 freeplay drawings and fishing matchplays out of garbage cans. They’re trapped, going slowly broke, and hating every minute of it. They’re at your local(s’) casino right this very minute!