{"id":124233,"date":"2022-10-01T15:43:30","date_gmt":"2022-10-01T22:43:30","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.lasvegasadvisor.com\/gambling-with-an-edge\/?page_id=124233"},"modified":"2024-01-25T11:55:47","modified_gmt":"2024-01-25T19:55:47","slug":"you-wont-win","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.lasvegasadvisor.com\/gambling-with-an-edge\/you-wont-win\/","title":{"rendered":"You Won&#8217;t Win"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<h4>You Won&#8217;t Win<\/h4>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>by Arnold Snyder<br>(From\u00a0<em>Casino Player<\/em>, November 1997)<br>\u00a9 Arnold Snyder 1997<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><em>[Written from the depths of a once-in-a-lifetime losing streak&#8230;]<\/em><br><br>I am now in the process of editing a new book which, by the time you read this article in&nbsp;<em>Casino Player,<\/em>&nbsp;will already be published.&nbsp;<a href=\"http:\/\/www.amazon.com\/gp\/product\/0910575061\/ref=as_li_tf_tl?ie=UTF8&amp;camp=1789&amp;creative=9325&amp;creativeASIN=0910575061&amp;linkCode=as2&amp;tag=writeaholic-20\" rel=\"noreferrer noopener\" target=\"_blank\"><em>Blackjack Wisdom<\/em><\/a>&nbsp;is a compilation of some seventy-five magazine articles I have written over the past fifteen years or so, many of which initially appeared in&nbsp;<em>Casino Player.<\/em><br><br>As I wrap up this project, I must confess that an entire chapter has been excised from this book\u2014and the single longest chapter at that. \u201cBucks in Flux\u201d was, for many months, the working title of Chapter One. This chapter was composed of more than a dozen articles I had written over the years for various periodicals, all with a common theme\u2014negative fluctuations.<br><br>Among these articles were such gems as:<br><br>\u201cIs It all Just Luck?\u201d from&nbsp;<em>Card Player,<\/em><br><br>\u201cSpeaking of Streaking,\u201d from&nbsp;<em>Casino Player,<\/em><br><br>\u201cThose *!%]#* Fluctuations,\u201d from&nbsp;<em>Poker World,<\/em><br><br>\u201cGood Guys Lose and Bad Guys Win,\u201d from&nbsp;<em>Blackjack Forum,<\/em><br><br>and many other fine essays which, I must admit, bore some of my favorite titles. Perhaps I will include this chapter, or portions of it, in&nbsp;<em>Blackjack Wisdom II.<\/em>&nbsp;Perhaps I will simply let these writings die, uncollected in any anthology. But I have trashed the entire chapter at this late hour, with a decision instead to end the book with this article you are reading right now. So, you\u2014my&nbsp;<em>Casino Player<\/em>&nbsp;faithful\u2014do not have to buy the book, since you already know how it ends!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Essentially, each and every one of the \u201cBucks in Flux\u201d articles delivers the same depressing message, a message I have espoused in every one of my books, a message which can be edited down to three words:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>You won\u2019t win.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Do I really need fifteen articles to say those three words? I don\u2019t think so. Though it occurs to me that all blackjack books should have at least one chapter titled: \u201cYou Won\u2019t Win.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>The message delivered by most blackjack books and systems has always been the same baloney. Stanley Roberts\u2019&nbsp;<a href=\"http:\/\/www.amazon.com\/gp\/product\/B0006WLJ7K\/ref=as_li_tf_tl?ie=UTF8&amp;camp=1789&amp;creative=9325&amp;creativeASIN=B0006WLJ7K&amp;linkCode=as2&amp;tag=writeaholic-20\" rel=\"noreferrer noopener\" target=\"_blank\"><em>Winning Blackjack<\/em><\/a>&nbsp;was once advertised with the slogan: \u201cMake every casino in the world your personal bank account!\u201d Ken Uston\u2019s&nbsp;<a href=\"http:\/\/www.amazon.com\/gp\/product\/0897460685\/ref=as_li_tf_tl?ie=UTF8&amp;camp=1789&amp;creative=9325&amp;creativeASIN=0897460685&amp;linkCode=as2&amp;tag=writeaholic-20\" rel=\"noreferrer noopener\" target=\"_blank\"><em>Million Dollar Blackjack<\/em><\/a>&nbsp;was promoted with: \u201cMake $500 per day any time you want!\u201d And these aren\u2019t phony systems; these books contain legitimate card counting strategies.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>You can\u2019t always tell the real systems from the phonies by looking at the advertising. Promotion is promotion. Authors of blackjack books, like authors of all \u201cself-help\u201d books\u2014from weight-loss systems to multi-level marketing programs\u2014are reluctant to deliver the message:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>You won\u2019t win.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Nobody wants to hear it.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>When I self-published my first book,&nbsp;<a href=\"http:\/\/www.amazon.com\/gp\/product\/0910575010\/ref=as_li_tf_tl?ie=UTF8&amp;camp=1789&amp;creative=9325&amp;creativeASIN=0910575010&amp;linkCode=as2&amp;tag=writeaholic-20\" rel=\"noreferrer noopener\" target=\"_blank\"><em>The Blackjack Formula<\/em><\/a>, in 1980, and advertised it in&nbsp;<em>Gambling Times<\/em>&nbsp;magazine with the catchy, upbeat slogan: \u201cCard Counters Beware,\u201d stating in the ad that most of the blackjack games available in the casinos of the world were unbeatable with any card counting system, the publisher of&nbsp;<em>Gambling Times,<\/em>&nbsp;Stan Sludikoff, told me bluntly that I would never make any great amount of money trying to sell books with that type of pessimistic advertising.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Stan was right. Seventeen years later, I\u2019m still just scraping by, still delivering that vastly unpopular message:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>You won\u2019t win.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Of course, there are a few players who do win. Professional card counters exist; they\u2019re not entirely mythical. It\u2019s just that I know that these professional players are so exceptional, so obsessed, so dedicated, such gluttons for punishment, so terror stricken by the concept of working a nine-to-five job, so few and far between in every sense of few and far between, that, honestly, you are highly unlikely to be one of these human anomalies. And the most honest thing I can say to you, if you tell me that you really want to become a professional blackjack player, is:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>You won\u2019t win.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>And the reason is: fluctuations.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>If you are anything like the masses of humanity, if you like to be rewarded for your efforts within some reasonable time frame, you won\u2019t be able to take the fluctuations. Those negative downswings will be bigger, and harder, and longer lasting, and more upsetting, and more unbelievable, than your level of toleration.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Your losses will tear at your heart, and fill you with emptiness, and leave you in a state of quiet desperation. I hear this from players over and over again. I hear this from players who claim to have studied diligently, and practiced for hours on end, for weeks and months with a singular dream\u2014to beat the casinos.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>And they don\u2019t win.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>And they ask me why.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>And I say, \u201cOh, it\u2019s just normal standard deviation. A negative fluctuation. It could happen to anyone.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>But it happened to you.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Your money.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Your hours.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Your months of dreaming.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>And you didn\u2019t win.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>So, over and over again, in my books, and my columns, and my magazine articles, I feel compelled to deliver the message I have been delivering since my very first book in 1980:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>You won\u2019t win.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Some card counters will win, but not you. Some card counters will actually experience inordinate positive fluctuations! Wow!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>But not you.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>You won\u2019t win.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Other card counters will be having champagne parties in their hotel rooms, celebrating that marvelous life of freedom and money and adventure that just seems to come naturally with the lifestyle of a professional gambler. But not for you. You will be among the unfortunate few who, statistically speaking, will be located in the far left tail of the Gaussian curve. Someone has to be there. It will be you.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>I have been in that tail; it is a cold and lonely place. I suspect many of those who write about this game have been there, and they know what a cold and lonely place it is. Every professional card counter I know has been there. And if they have played blackjack professionally for many years, they have been there many times. These players have hearts stronger than mine, and I suspect, stronger than yours.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>This much I know: it is easier to make a living writing about this game than it is playing it.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>In any case, instead of filling an entire chapter of this book with some fifteen articles, written over a period of seventeen years, every one of which simply says, you won\u2019t win, I\u2019ve tossed the whole chapter out in favor of leaving you with just those three words of blackjack wisdom:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>You won\u2019t win. \u2660<\/p>\n<a class=\"synved-social-button synved-social-button-follow synved-social-size-48 synved-social-resolution-single synved-social-provider-facebook nolightbox\" data-provider=\"facebook\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow\" title=\"Follow us on Facebook\" href=\"https:\/\/www.facebook.com\/lasvegasadvisor\" style=\"font-size: 0px; width:48px;height:48px;margin:0;margin-bottom:5px;margin-right:5px;\"><img alt=\"Facebook\" title=\"Follow us on Facebook\" class=\"synved-share-image synved-social-image synved-social-image-follow\" width=\"48\" height=\"48\" style=\"display: inline; width:48px;height:48px; margin: 0; padding: 0; border: none; box-shadow: none;\" src=\"https:\/\/www.lasvegasadvisor.com\/gambling-with-an-edge\/wp-content\/plugins\/social-media-feather\/synved-social\/image\/social\/regular\/96x96\/facebook.png\" \/><\/a><a class=\"synved-social-button synved-social-button-follow synved-social-size-48 synved-social-resolution-single synved-social-provider-twitter nolightbox\" data-provider=\"twitter\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow\" title=\"Follow us on Twitter\" href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/LVA_Tweet\" style=\"font-size: 0px; width:48px;height:48px;margin:0;margin-bottom:5px;margin-right:5px;\"><img alt=\"twitter\" title=\"Follow us on Twitter\" class=\"synved-share-image synved-social-image synved-social-image-follow\" width=\"48\" height=\"48\" style=\"display: inline; width:48px;height:48px; margin: 0; padding: 0; border: none; box-shadow: none;\" src=\"https:\/\/www.lasvegasadvisor.com\/gambling-with-an-edge\/wp-content\/plugins\/social-media-feather\/synved-social\/image\/social\/regular\/96x96\/twitter.png\" \/><\/a><a class=\"synved-social-button synved-social-button-follow synved-social-size-48 synved-social-resolution-single synved-social-provider-youtube nolightbox\" data-provider=\"youtube\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow\" title=\"Find us on YouTube\" href=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/c\/LasVegasAdvisorSHOW\" style=\"font-size: 0px; width:48px;height:48px;margin:0;margin-bottom:5px;margin-right:5px;\"><img alt=\"youtube\" title=\"Find us on YouTube\" class=\"synved-share-image synved-social-image synved-social-image-follow\" width=\"48\" height=\"48\" style=\"display: inline; width:48px;height:48px; margin: 0; padding: 0; border: none; box-shadow: none;\" src=\"https:\/\/www.lasvegasadvisor.com\/gambling-with-an-edge\/wp-content\/plugins\/social-media-feather\/synved-social\/image\/social\/regular\/96x96\/youtube.png\" \/><\/a><a class=\"synved-social-button synved-social-button-follow synved-social-size-48 synved-social-resolution-single synved-social-provider-instagram nolightbox\" data-provider=\"instagram\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow\" title=\"Check out our instagram feed\" href=\"https:\/\/www.instagram.com\/lasvegasadvisor\" style=\"font-size: 0px; width:48px;height:48px;margin:0;margin-bottom:5px;\"><img alt=\"instagram\" title=\"Check out our instagram feed\" class=\"synved-share-image synved-social-image synved-social-image-follow\" width=\"48\" height=\"48\" style=\"display: inline; width:48px;height:48px; margin: 0; padding: 0; border: none; box-shadow: none;\" src=\"https:\/\/www.lasvegasadvisor.com\/gambling-with-an-edge\/wp-content\/plugins\/social-media-feather\/synved-social\/image\/social\/regular\/96x96\/instagram.png\" \/><\/a>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>You Won&#8217;t Win by Arnold Snyder(From\u00a0Casino Player, November 1997)\u00a9 Arnold Snyder 1997 [Written from the depths of a once-in-a-lifetime losing streak&#8230;] I am now in the process of editing a new book which, by the time you read this article in&nbsp;Casino Player,&nbsp;will already be published.&nbsp;Blackjack Wisdom&nbsp;is a compilation of some seventy-five magazine articles I have [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":29,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_exactmetrics_skip_tracking":false,"_exactmetrics_sitenote_active":false,"_exactmetrics_sitenote_note":"","_exactmetrics_sitenote_category":0,"spay_email":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_is_tweetstorm":false},"categories":[],"tags":[],"yoast_head":"<!-- This site is optimized with the Yoast SEO plugin v16.5 - 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