Listeners to the GWAE podcast know that Richard Munchkin is one of my favorite storytellers. When a guest on the show takes us through memory lane, it sometimes jogs one of Richard\u2019s stories and I just sit back and listen with enjoyment.\u00a0<\/p>\n\n\n\n
With that in mind, Richard\u2019s brother Jake made a long post on Facebook in late December that caught my eye. It was about blackjack in the early 80s and their team was playing in Atlantic City somewhere. At that time, there was no device law in the New Jersey gaming statutes and so it was completely legal to use electronic devices inside the casino. Teams tried various forms of computers to assist them in playing blackjack and other games. At that time, computers were very primitive relative to today, and often this involved pressing buttons with your toes and getting tiny shocks on your leg to tell you what to do. There would be wires running up your legs to your battery pack. All kinds of things could and did go wrong with this, but in general the process was successful enough that casinos finally banded together and lobbied the state legislature to ban electronic devices used to predict the outcome of casino games.\u00a0<\/p>\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n
In this particular story, Jake wrote that he and Richard were told to go out and get some C batteries. So, they went to a store and the owner said he had about 40 batteries. Richard said he would take them all. The owner\u2019s eyes brightened and then grew suspicious. Who on earth needs 40 C batteries at the same time? Is this a Unabomber? Some kind of terrorist? Does the owner have some sort of civic duty not to sell so many batteries to such a dangerous character?<\/p>\n\n\n\n
The last thing Richard was going to say, of course, was, \u201cWe\u2019re on a blackjack team and we build devices to extract money from the casinos.\u201d While this activity was 100% legal, it sounded 200% suspicious!<\/p>\n\n\n\n
So, thinking fast, Richard said, \u201cI bought my wife one of those vibrator thingies, and she told me to go out and get some batteries, because tonight\u2019s the night!\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Jake continued with his story, but so far as I was concerned, the story was over right there. Richard and I compete in 99-second story events which require that the stories must be true and involve the storyteller in a meaningful way.\u00a0 They frequently end with a surprise, humorous ending and \u201ctonight\u2019s the night!\u201d qualifies nicely.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
I knew Richard wasn\u2019t actually married at that time, and surely there were many details Jake left out of the story.\u00a0 And I wanted to see how Richard set up the story to deliver that punchline.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
So, I texted Richard asking if he was planning to craft a 99-second story around Jake\u2019s story.\u00a0<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u201cWhat story?\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u201cThe one about the batteries.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u201cI don\u2019t know what you\u2019re talking about.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u201cYou know, you told the store owner you\u2019d take all 40 batteries, vibrator thingie, tonight\u2019s the night! You must remember this story!\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u201cOh yeah. I know that story. Can\u2019t use it.\u201d\u00a0<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u201cWhy on earth not? Was Jake exaggerating the facts or somehow told the story wrong? It strikes me as being perfect for the next 99-second event.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u201cOh, the story is completely true and Jake tells stories well. It\u2019s just that it was a different Richard!\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Aha! Now I understood. Richard couldn\u2019t use it because he was not involved in the story. I forgot that Jake often says \u201cMunchkin\u201d or \u201cMunch\u201d when he\u2019s talking about our Richard, probably just for this reason.\u00a0<\/p>\n\n\n\n
So, Richard can\u2019t use the story to compete in the 99-second event. But on my blog, I can make up my own rules! I can tell the story here just because I think some of you will enjoy it!\u00a0<\/p>\n\n\n\n
So, did you?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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