{"id":124185,"date":"2022-09-30T15:49:48","date_gmt":"2022-09-30T22:49:48","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.lasvegasadvisor.com\/gambling-with-an-edge\/?page_id=124185"},"modified":"2024-01-25T13:03:44","modified_gmt":"2024-01-25T21:03:44","slug":"too-many-weeks-in-vegas","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.lasvegasadvisor.com\/blog\/too-many-weeks-in-vegas\/","title":{"rendered":"Too Many Weeks in Vegas"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<h4 class=\"wp-block-heading\">Top Ten Signs You&#8217;ve Been in Vegas Too Long<\/h4>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>by Rebecca Richfield<br>(From\u00a0<em>Blackjack Forum<\/em>\u00a0Volume XIX #1, Spring 1999)<br>\u00a9 Blackjack Forum 1999<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>You know you\u2019ve been in Las Vegas too long when\u2026<br><br>10. Dealers and other players start asking you where you work.<br><br>9. You actually come close to using some of those comp show tickets.<br><br>8. The teller at your bank\u2019s local branch no longer asks for your ID.<br><br>7. Although your standards for \u201cdirty\u201d continue to slide, you have a laundry near a casino you think of as \u201cyours.\u201d<br><br>6. You\u2019ve awakened from at least one dream where you were held hostage by a gun-wielding Debby Reynolds, Wayne Newton, or Steve Wynn.<br><br>5. You need an extra suitcase for your stash of hotel toiletries.<br><br>4. Daily fluffing and buffing seems like too much trouble. As you abandon shaving, make-up, and jewelry, your reflection looks amazingly like the stereotypical counter.<br><br>3. You take to carrying a hotel shower cap for surreptitiously wrapping buffet brownies to take to your room.<br><br>2. You\u2019ve been to a mall\u2014even if it was just to buy clean underwear. (drum roll, please)<br><br>1. You\u2019ve stopped ordering an appetizer and dessert with every entr\u00e9e when on a coffee shop comp.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>&#8212;<em>Rebecca Richfield<\/em>\u00a0(who didn\u2019t reach this stage till week nine.) \u2660<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Top Ten Signs You&#8217;ve Been in Vegas Too Long by Rebecca Richfield(From\u00a0Blackjack Forum\u00a0Volume XIX #1, Spring 1999)\u00a9 Blackjack Forum 1999 You know you\u2019ve been in Las Vegas too long when\u2026 10. Dealers and other players start asking you where you work. 9. You actually come close to using some of those comp show tickets. 8. [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":55,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[631,1],"tags":[],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.lasvegasadvisor.com\/shop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/124185"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.lasvegasadvisor.com\/shop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.lasvegasadvisor.com\/shop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.lasvegasadvisor.com\/shop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/55"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.lasvegasadvisor.com\/shop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=124185"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.lasvegasadvisor.com\/shop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/124185\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.lasvegasadvisor.com\/shop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=124185"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.lasvegasadvisor.com\/shop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=124185"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.lasvegasadvisor.com\/shop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=124185"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}