I\u2019ve written recently about running out of bankroll. Today\u2019s blog is about running out of cash on hand, which is a different thing.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
I was playing on Fremont Street. Primarily slots, but there are some video poker games there as well. Four Queens has $1 10\/7 Double Bonus, and the three ONE casinos (Circa, D, Golden Gate) have linked progressives for games in denominations between 25\u00a2 and $5 in several different games. 8\/6 Bonus Poker Deluxe (98.5% at a 4,000-coin royal) is the highest-returning game in the mix and sometimes one or more of the denominations are positive. I\u2019d prefer it if there were juicy $5 and $10 games regularly available there, but the situation is what it is.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
If I knew going in that I\u2019d be playing a $5 video poker game (say I knew the Circa progressive was at $38,000 last night and if it hasn\u2019t been hit yet, that\u2019s the game I\u2019ll want to play), I pretty much know how much cash to bring with me. I\u2019ve been playing video poker for 30 years and I have experience with such things.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
But if I\u2019m going to be playing slots, it\u2019s hard to know how much to bring. Sometimes I\u2019ll find a game for 75\u00a2 a spin that I calculate is returning 120%. That\u2019s not going to take a lot of money. Win or lose, the net result will be a few hundred dollars or less. But sometimes I find a game for $30 or $50 a spin. Even if I calculate that I have a significant advantage, I don\u2019t know whether or not I will win this time — and I might be behind $10k or more before the bonus round pops.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Having too much cash on hand exposes me to risks I\u2019d rather not face. While I\u2019m in fairly good shape (current orthopedic ailments notwithstanding), I\u2019m 77 years old and could be considered a target.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
The game I ran into was an $8 per hand game that was positive. Although I had run into a $1,500 buzzsaw earlier in the day, I still had about two grand on me — which was going to be enough maybe 80% of the time. It\u2019s impossible for me to know exactly. The game had four meters on it, and both of the bottom two were in positive territory. I\u2019m figuring to play until I hit both of them. If either or both of the higher meters go off, I\u2019ll be in hog heaven and will definitely have enough to go until I take down the lower two.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Luck wasn\u2019t with me today. I went through my cash on hand. So, what to do?<\/p>\n\n\n\n
I called over the slot supervisor and told him the situation. I\u2019d lost $2,000 over the past hour and have no more cash on me. I have plenty of cash about 12 miles away. Will he lock up the machine for me for an hour and allow me to get more \u201cammunition?\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n
The slot supervisor was somewhat sympathetic, but he told me it was July 3 and the bosses said no machines could be locked up for the entire holiday weekend. It was 10 p.m. and there was no way he would call them at home over a matter such as this.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
So, I started calling some gambling buddies. I have some friends who might be willing to help me out for either a percentage, a flat fee, or whatever they wanted. I\u2019d tell them that I had plenty of cash elsewhere and they\u2019d have their money back the next day at the latest. Plus, I\u2019d owe them a favor down the road. A largely unrestricted favor is pretty valuable.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
If we agreed to split the jackpot, that could be a bit tricky. Currently, I estimate my \u201cposition\u201d has a value of about $2,200 going forward. The fact that I\u2019ve already put in $2,000 is not relevant going forward. Whoever helps me out would be starting now.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
It\u2019s also possible that I could lose starting from right now. I could put in another $2,000 and the bonuses only add up to $1,500. An unexpectedly bad result possible. Whoever takes a piece of this needs to know that winning isn\u2019t guaranteed, and they\u2019ll need to be willing to take a piece of the potential loss as well. If they can\u2019t stand the idea of losing, then their help is only worth 5% or 10% of the bonus rounds. The people I call will understand these things.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Before I started making calls, I put the screen to the $1.20 version of the same game. The meters were low, and no professional would play it. But there are always pros lurking around and I didn\u2019t want to leave the screen showing the juicy game at $8. I\u2019d be sure to get tons of \u201cdo you mind if I play that?\u201d questions I didn\u2019t want.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
The usual first person I\u2019d call was out of town, so calling him wasn\u2019t going to be useful.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
The actual first person I called was Richard Munchkin. He doesn\u2019t play slots, but has a son that does and both know me well enough to trust me both for the money and the ability to calculate that it was a good game. Munchkin\u2019s phone went to voicemail. He turns it off when he goes to bed. I didn\u2019t have the phone number for his son.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
The next person I called was planning to leave on an 8-hour road trip at five in the morning. Short of a life-or-death situation, which this wasn\u2019t, he didn\u2019t want to leave his house. I told him to go back to bed.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
The third person I called was Bonnie, my 81-year-old wife. While I 100% trust Bonnie with money, she\u2019s a little forgetful. Well, maybe a little bit more than a little bit forgetful. She could easily not remember at which casino I was waiting. My phone had about 5% power and could run out, so I had to be sure she got the complete message the first time. I made sure she had all the information written down and could read it back to me. <\/p>\n\n\n\n
She no longer drives but has taken Lyft enough that she\u2019s reasonably comfortable with that. My biggest fear is that Bonnie is very friendly and talks to everybody. I could imagine her telling the Lyft driver that her husband has run out of money and she was bringing him $5,000. Depending on the Lyft driver, Bonnie\u2019s safety might be at risk. The $5,000 would be the least of our worries. (I\u2019m not bad-mouthing Lyft. I assume that Bonnie would be completely safe with 99%+ of all Lyft or Uber drivers. But you never know for sure that she wouldn\u2019t get one of the rare bad apples.)<\/p>\n\n\n\n
While I was waiting, basically nobody bothered me. I was sitting in front of one of several hundred slot machines in the place, and the screen that was showing wasn\u2019t anything special. Which was good. I didn\u2019t want to call attention to myself. When this was finally over, Bonnie and I would be two senior citizens with multiple thousands of dollars on us. Downtown after midnight can be a bit sketchy.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
I\u2019ll finish this story next week.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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