Another mea culpa. In a recent post I said, \u201cHappiness is positive cash flow. Ours not theirs!\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n
I\u2019m updating that to, \u201cHappiness is positive cash flow. Ours and theirs,\u201d with apologies to all the \u2014 well, many \u2014 casino operators presently bleeding money like a river.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
We need you to be here. We need you to make a profit.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Without you, there are no games, no fabulous meals, no outlandish and unforgettable shows, no wild nights, no parties till dawn. I don\u2019t hate to say it; in fact, I admit it readily: We need you.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
So please, for God\u2019s sake, get it together! Bring back the value and not for a week, but ALWAYS.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
And then there\u2019s the other underappreciated group, slot players, the backbone where all, or at least the vast majority, of the profits lie.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Every day, you come to Vegas to play, to drink, to forget for as long as the cash holds out (and hopefully you don\u2019t go to the casino ATM and drain that, too, chasing losses) and for that I want to thank you. Also, thanks for being okay that you most often lose. Are you? I like to think that you\u2019re happy with your gaming experience and the comps that go along with it.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
So please, keep feeding the Benjamins into the slot maw, because without you, we couldn\u2019t squeeze out the advantages. There\u2019d be no advantages to squeeze. You allow us to do what we do. And thank you. Really. Keep playing Golden Dragons, Buffalos, and Wheel of Fortune Cash Link Big Money Mega Tower Super Spin. Whatever.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
I love Vegas. It\u2019s unique. Yes, I have a local casino, but I don\u2019t go there. I feel captive.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
I like the depth and breadth of Vegas. The back alleys, the places where the club girls hang out afterwards, Ellis Island at 3 a.m. for steak and eggs under $10. I like searching, experimenting, treasure hunting all kinds of experiences only Vegas can provide, from rubbing shoulders with Bruno Mars to Rainbow\u2019s Triple B Diner in Henderson.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
So thank you, slot players; without you, I couldn\u2019t do what I do. And thank you, casinos, for letting us, the weird 2%ers, the advantage players and even the wannabe APs, the scufflers or even just the well-read, give it our best shot at near full pay. Sure, we often lose, too, but at least we have a fighting chance of winning and can still have as good a time as the slot players.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Casino operators, I know you read this. Many of you have told me so. So do the slot players, the APs, the scufflers, and yourselves a big favor and get your friggin\u2019 act together, okay? Bring back the value. Make NRF (no resort fees) and free parking as common next year as free drinks, free spectacles, and free play are this year. And please, dump triple zero.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
You\u2019ll still get our dollars if we feel like you\u2019re giving us a shot. If you do, we\u2019ll be back. In droves. Trust me. I\u2019m Bobby Vegas and I approve this message.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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