{"id":900831,"date":"2026-02-01T07:25:00","date_gmt":"2026-02-01T15:25:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.lasvegasadvisor.com\/shop\/?p=900831"},"modified":"2026-02-02T10:27:16","modified_gmt":"2026-02-02T18:27:16","slug":"naughty-pattys","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.lasvegasadvisor.com\/blog\/naughty-pattys\/","title":{"rendered":"Naughty Patty\u2019s"},"content":{"rendered":"\n


Naughty Patty\u2019s is an original eatery from the feverish imagination of the the food and beverage department at Cosmopolitan; it\u2019s an addition to Las Vegas\u2019 first food hall, Block 16, in Cosmo’s second floor.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

It\u2019s high smashburger concept: Patty\u2019s a pinup, \u201cbold and not here to behave.\u201d She \u201cbreaks the rules, a little sinful and unapologetically indulgent, making mouths water and pulses race, with buns that won\u2019t quit and sauces worth spilling.\u201d Slogans around the old-diner-style joint include \u201cCookin\u2019 up Heaven While Raisin\u2019 Hell,\u201d \u201cLet\u2019s Meat Up,\u201d and \u201cYou Can\u2019t Spell Juicy without \u2018You\u2019 and \u2018I.\u2019”<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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It’s cute and all and the Naughty smashburger is pretty good \u2014 well seared, fresh toppings (lettuce, tomato, onion, special sauce, crinkle dills, slice of American cheese), served on a potato roll. The big flat burger spills way out from the smallish bun; we had to use the (plastic) knife and fork to trim it, so we could pick it up.<\/p>\n\n\n

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They also serve two hot dogs, plain ($11) and dirty with \u201cnot-quite chili\u201d ($15), grilled cheese ($11), and fries, naked or seasoned ($6) and with chili ($11). Concretes, super-thick frozen custard blended with milk n\u2019 cookies or strawberry shortie, are $10 and draft root beer is $7, regular draft beer $12.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

We also tried the root beer, which is made from scratch: several pumps of syrup, then soda, then ice. It turned out exactly how we like it, more beery than rooty, not too sweet and nicely flavorful.<\/p>\n\n\n

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Then … you look at the bill. For the Patty Meal (smashburger, fries, root beer, and tax), we shelled out $28.15. A fast-food price? Hardly. Remember, this is the center Strip, where the meal might be fine (it was), but the tab will give you indigestion. And that was without <\/em>paying for parking, since we walked in. Add the $20 fee and you’re talking about about nearly $50 for a fast-food burger, fries, and drink. Urp. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

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Naughty Patty\u2019s is an original eatery from the feverish imagination of the the food and beverage department at Cosmopolitan; it\u2019s an addition to Las Vegas\u2019 first food hall, Block 16, in Cosmo’s second floor. It\u2019s high smashburger concept: Patty\u2019s a pinup, \u201cbold and not here to behave.\u201d She \u201cbreaks the rules, a little sinful and […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":21,"featured_media":900834,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[1446,1453],"tags":[],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.lasvegasadvisor.com\/shop\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/12\/pat-featured.png?fit=476%2C406&ssl=1","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.lasvegasadvisor.com\/shop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/900831"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.lasvegasadvisor.com\/shop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.lasvegasadvisor.com\/shop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.lasvegasadvisor.com\/shop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/21"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.lasvegasadvisor.com\/shop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=900831"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/www.lasvegasadvisor.com\/shop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/900831\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":905251,"href":"https:\/\/www.lasvegasadvisor.com\/shop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/900831\/revisions\/905251"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.lasvegasadvisor.com\/shop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/900834"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.lasvegasadvisor.com\/shop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=900831"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.lasvegasadvisor.com\/shop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=900831"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.lasvegasadvisor.com\/shop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=900831"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}