What manner of idiot …

… keeps fountains running during a hard freeze? A Caesars Entertainment executive, who else? Never mind that pipes have been bursting all over the valley (including one at LVA HQ) and that Lake Tahoe casinos have experienced “severe water and flood damage to the hotel and gambling areas” from ruptures, wreaking havoc upon two Caesars-owned casinos, one Tropicana Entertainment joint and a Columbia Sussex slot house. No, some doofus at Caesars Palace just had to keep the fountains going, even when they froze two days in a row. It kills Gary Loveman to do anything remotely resembling maintenance but Caesars sure chose to live dangerously with this fountain caper. Wouldn’t you love to be a fly on the wall when the repair bill lands on his desk?