Quote of the Day

“I really feel sorry for Elin, since me and my wife were at fault for hooking her up with [Tiger Woods]. We probably thought he was a better guy than he is. I would probably need to apologize to her and hope she uses a driver next time instead of the 3-iron.” — golfer Jesper Parnevik, on what’s been termed Woods’ “Cocktail Waitresses Across America” tour — which has evidently played more than a few rounds in Las Vegas.