As you read this, Rachel Jessee, aka Scarlett, Princess of Magic, former Riviera headliner, is reflecting upon some quality time spent in the Henderson Detention Center. In what may be the best story of 2009, Scarlett threw down on her promoter/sugar daddy, John Lewis. (When you are a 67-year-old man, the term “boyfriend” no longer applies.) It is hard to decide which aspect of this sordid saga of domestic bliss and legerdemain gone wrong is more pathetic: that the 21-year-old Scarlett was able to kick Lewis’ ass or that he’s more than three times her age.
Ewwww! Blech! Brain bleach! On second thought, I know which part is squickier.
A good thing the Henderson constabulary fastened Scarlett “in double-locked and properly fitting handcuffs,” because as anyone who’s seen her act knows, she can slip single-locked manacles … underwater.
