Sign of the Times

Seen on Saturday, at the top of the Riviera‘s giant rear marquee, in huge letters: “VERSAILLES THEATRE.” Mind you, the Riv doesn’t have anything (according to its latest press release) actually playing in that space, Ice having gone the way of all flesh. But they’ve got a theater, by jingo, and they want impress that fact upon you. Duly noted.

S&G is not, however, without a helpful suggestion. In light of her recent notoriety, we believe the Riv should capitalize on Scarlett, Princess of Magic‘s newfound reputation for ass-whupping and present a new Scarlett extravaganza entitled …

IS SCARLETT GONNA HAVE TO CHOKE A BITCH?

Just a thought.

Trivia question: With at least 175 casinos, Nevada leads the nation. But which state has the second-most casinos? The answer might surprise you.