Paging Estée Lauder …

“Back to Vegas … just how would one combine hotel room disinfectant, smoke, glittery exotic dancer lotion, rental car upholstery cleaner and buffet food into a pleasant cologne? For authenticity, you’d also need an injection of White Shoulders that has been worn since 1945 by the little old lady vacationing from Topeka.” — from Monday’s Raving Consulting e-mail blast.