What is left to be said about Harrah’s Entertainment after this brilliant April Fool’s satire by Pulse of Las Vegas? Through humor, it says in a few paragraphs what pages of earnest analysis labor to convey. My favorite part encapsulates Harrah’s buy-then-neglect business model thusly:
“It’s perfect for them if you think about it,” said one travel consultant we spoke to. “There’s very little upkeep. Maybe some sweeping, but come on, it’s basically a big hole in the ground.”
Jeez, how am I ever going to improve on that?
Yeah, that was brilliant, wasn’t it?