Harrah’s Entertainment CEO Gary Loveman continues his media-availability tour. In today’s installment, he grants an audience to the Las Vegas Business Press and insists that not only is everything as right as rain at Harrah’s but that the LBO he steered the company into is really “an ability to focus on long-term viability and the health of the business.” (Bond analysts remain skeptical.)
Despite bragging on the vast “resources and … expertise” of Apollo Management and TPG Capital, Loveman doesn’t have any new strategems or projects to offer. The overwhelming consensus of stock analysts and customers nowadays is that Less = Less at a Harrah’s-owned property. Meanwhile, the debtholders who bankrolled the buyout are asked to take haircut after haircut, and could be forgiven for thinking they’ve been played for suckers. Is anybody benefiting from this deal? Oh, I forgot.
One could go on but the story’s mostly a rehash of old Loveman platitudes, plus another refrain of “We Love Macao.” Harrah’s management has been warbling that tune incessantly of late — so much so that it sounds like an overt courtship of Pansy Ho, should she and MGM Mirage get a divorce.
The most newsworthy aspect of the story is the accompanying photo, in which the former Harvard prof appears to gotten a deep chestnut-brown dye job. If indeed that’s the case, Loveman should ask for his money back: It’s not only undignified, it’s inept.
Gordie Brown goes down: If you think Loveman gets a bad review, you should read about the Golden Nugget‘s star attraction, who inhabits “a place where pop culture pressed ‘pause’ at about the time of ‘Achy Breaky Heart,’ Hootie & the Blowfish and Forrest Gump.”
Then again, there must be people who groove to Hervé Villechaize jokes. Trouble is, they’re all going to be down at the Riviera, watching Charo. And when you’re described as a poor man’s Danny Gans … well, do the blows land any lower than that?
Great news for slot players: Seven more years of Clue and Battleship. Give Hasbro credit for knowing a good thing (in this case, its alliance with WMS Gaming) when it saw it. And, just because we can’t say it enough, WMS’ Star Trek machines are the cat’s pajamas. Just for the record, you know.
