“But when its control implants are damaged during a training experiment, the beast escapes to Puerto Vallarta, Mexico for a taste of sun, sand, bikini babes, jet-skiers, spring breakers and beyond.” — And that’s a problem because … ? If anybody sees Sharktopus, perhaps you could give him directions to Rehab.
On the subject of strange creatures …
… could this be the elusive Sasquatch? I’d like to believe it but, judging by the critter’s height and gait, I say it’s just a guy in a gorilla suit. “The Internets” are having a field day with this lametastic video clip, however. Too bad about that chupacabra debunking. Just think what some local chupacabra sightings could do for Vegas tourism!
