… don’t even think about trying to book a hotel room on the Strip or in Downtown. Las Vegas doesn’t want you, although you might be permitted to stay out on the Boulder Strip or someplace really out of sight … like Aliante Station (which sits on the absolute northern edge of development, next door to miles and miles of empty desert — and that’s no exaggeration). In fact, I hear the TSA is going to start enforcing a two-tattoo minimum on passengers deplaning at McCarran International Airport. If they find one tramp-stamp or fewer (thanks to that new X-ray screening technology) they’re gonna pack your hide straight on back to Anytown, U.S.A.
Happy April 1, everyone!
You know…this isn’t too far from reality. 🙂
Marc