Las Vegas Review-Journal newshound Norm(!) Clarke reports that, in January, the Nevada Ballet Theater‘s annual honoree will be … wait for it … Eva Longoria. What a concept: Fail miserably at business, get an award! S&G looks forward to future NBT recognition of Tom Barrack, James Packer, Jeffrey Soffer, Ian Bruce Eichner, Lyle Berman, Ed Scheetz and sundry other wannabe casino potentates who came to Vegas only to have their clocks cleaned. In what venue will Ms. Longoria be receiving her dubious-achievement award? You guessed it, Aria. Where else?
I have to admit, this is a most ingenious way for Tennessee Titans reclamation project quarterback Matt Hasselbeck to change the topic of conversation from the over/under on how many interceptions he’s going to throw this Sunday.
