Quote of the Day

“Ah, the Democrat machine. I believe I’ve seen one of those. I don’t know if you know anything about it. From what I understand, it costs billions of dollars, runs on solar energy and turns hope into disappointment.” — Jon Stewart, in indirect response to Herman Cain. The latter keeps robo-calling my house and saying, in his best bedroom voice, that he’s sorry he missed me. That makes one of us.