Maybe you saw that B-roll of Sen. John McCain hitting the road in an emerald SUV yesterday, with Sen. Lindsey Graham riding shotgun, ostensibly en route to planning “legislative initiatives.” (I couldn’t find the footage in that “series of tubes” that Alaska’s most famous felon otherwise knows as “the Internet”; sorry about that.)
Uh-huh.
An S&G listening device had been implanted in the aforesaid emerald-colored car. Now, since S&G is a no-frills operation, our bug quickly fritzed out. But the following fragments of conversation were salvaged via a painstaking process Wayne Brady would call “making #%it up.” Here’s what we were able to piece together:
“Craps … legalized … Colorado … new casino in Cripple Creek … where the [inaudible] is that? … Move over, Stanley “Golden Arm” Fujitake: It’s game on!“
