“Relic Hunter” Live?

Now that Dancing with the Stars‘ satellite show is off and hoofing at the Tropicana Las Vegas, PR people keep proffering interviews with guest star Tia Carrere. Yes, the Relic Hunter herself. This is — or might be — all very exciting, but … does it interest you? Should I do it? What would you like to ask? I make no promises but neither do I think I should have all the fun to myself. Sorry ladies, no Maks: He’s busy in Los Angeles, trying to create the illusion that Melissa Gilbert can dance … clearly a dire punishment for his outspokenness on behalf of Hope Solo last year.