Bus ride of the damned

After hearing horror stories like this one, is it any wonder that would-be Las Vegas tourists choose to claw their way up and down I-15 by car rather than trust themselves to the tender mercies of mass transit?

This just in: You can preorder the 2012 edition of Eating Las Vegas for 50% off, plus cut-rate shipping. Given the high mortality rate of Vegas restaurants, it’s a sound investment for those who want to stay au courant with the valley’s fine-dining scene. Plus, the 2012 iteration of Eating Las Vegas promises even more bitchery and backbiting betwixt authors Al Mancini, John Curtas and Max Jacobson. (Al’s angelic wife Sue found a new home for Goliath, S&G‘s “rescue pet,” hence the preferential order of billing.)