F-blew, Sahara solved

Hey, Carl Icahn and Sam Nazarian! Got an old casino — or maybe a new failsino — that needs demolition? Why settle for the few seconds’ thrill of an implosion? Bring Robosaurus to town, set up some bleachers, charge admission and put that bad boy to work. It’d be more entertaining, especially once he cuts loose with that flame-thrower, and you can make back some of the diñero you plowed into your piece of the Las Vegas Strip. And once Robosaurus gets done with F-blew, we’ll send him clomping down the Strip to finish off The Harmon. It’d be just like Cloverfield but without all that Shake-O-Vision crap.