Our staff is definitely having too much fun today. They’ve suggested a new, Gossyfied look for Lance Burton … which certainly beats the Criss Angel-ic angst currently adorning his billboards. Personally, having recently seen Burton in performance, I can’t decide if looks like a little boy stuck in an old man’s body or vice versa. It’s certainly impossible to reconcile his superannuated speaking voice with the fixed, would-be “impish” grin molded onto his face.
