From guest blogger Jeff_in_OKC:
Today In Las Vegas History: 1977Upon learning that today would be David McKee’s 16th birthday, and that he would be old enough to get a driver’s license, Elvis Presley had a constipationate seizure and fell off his toilet: DEAD!
Editor’s note: As of today, the AARP can no longer refuse me membership for any reason. Pyrrhic victory is mine!

Happy Birthday, David. I hope you have a great day.
Thank you. My wife is taking us to dinner at Wynncore’s Society, which has *two* new Bloody Marys on its menu, so things are looking very promising indeed.
Happy birthday David. Hope you enjoyed the “Bloodies”.
Happy Belated Birthday