Idle worship in Vegas

Making a pilgrimage to Lourdes is so 20th century, especially when you can go to Planet Hollywood and worship at the feet of a Jersey Shore cast member. No word on whether last weekend’s manifestation of the inexplicable cultural artifact known as “Jwoww” to her acolytes caused the blind to see, the crippled to walk or madmen to come to their senses. Probably the other way around, from the look of things.