Merry Christmas

Las Vegas and Atlantic City (and, yes, Macao, you too) are decidedly more naughty than nice, so we have little choice but to welcome Christmas with the more insinuating, erotic Yuletide song ever penned — with performance to match from Eartha Kitt, who promises Santa Claus some trim and leaves no doubt as to what chimney she wants him to descend. How this ever got past the censors I’ll never know.