Our long national nightmare has ended

Last week, in fulfillment of the wishes of both New Jersey Gov. Chris Christie (R) and myself, the “reality” series Jersey Shore was mercifully canceled after six seasons (i.e., seven too many). In commemoration of the historic moment at which the Snookification of America was at least temporarily halted, we dip into the vaults of The Jimmy Kimmel Show and combine the talents of Gary Oldman with the surrealism that passed for life in the Garden State.