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In one of the most surprising press releases I have ever received, the
“When a buffoon such as Donald Trump can flirt with running for president, and receive chin-stroking coverage, you know something’s gone wrong. Trump must have thought it was hilarious. And he didn’t have to spend a penny for all that PR.” — The Guardian’s Richard Adams on the metamorphosis of presidential politics into a means of
Why is this man smiling? Because Cleveland Cavaliers owner Dan Gilbert and partner Caesars Entertainment just displayed all the backbone of a wet noodle,
Dennis Gomes‘ comeback trail at Resorts Atlantic City (left) finally hit a wall in May. The recovering casino was 4% off last year’s pace, although that’s above-average performance in market that took another thwack last month, down 9%. The feeble end of the Donald Trump era at what is now the Golden Nugget demonstrated the challenge ahead of new owner Tilman Fertitta: $11 million, -18% even from last year’s paltry tally. Trump Plaza
Speaking of tax bases, the municipality otherwise known as Yonkers has to decide how much it’s worth to keep Yonkers Raceway propped up. The latter projects spending $40 million to add 350 VLTs — bringing its inventory to 5,850 — and 400 table games (craps, sic bo, baccarat). In return,
“[Nevada Gaming Control Board analyst Michael] Lawton said the taxes were up despite revenue being down because of credit play and collections from prior months. Lawton said that when players lose money gambling on casino credit, casinos tally the monthly revenue but it isn’t taxed until the winnings are actually collected.” — thereby explaining a frequently paradoxical line item on the State of Nevada’s
Although Maine‘s governor
According to the Nevada Gaming Control Board, casino revenue in the state was down 2% in April … except that it wasn’t. Since the month ended on a Saturday, slot revenue from the last two days of April got slopped in with the first dollars of May. This leaves Wall Street analysts to play 3-D chess and extrapolate what the results would have been if Nevadans reported their casino revenue the way the rest of the country does. The good news is that these regulatory monkeyshines won’t recur until the end of September.
“It’s our job to take people and companies that are unsuitable and make them suitable.” — unnamed Pennsylvania Gaming Control Board administrator, explaining why his bureau
… if you happen to be George Maloof and can hang out at Palms Place on Sunday with a bunch of Miss USA contestants. However, as for young lovelies like …
… Miss Nevada, one Sarah Chapman, I’d advise staying away from Kerry Simon‘s
OK, the 9% dropoff in Illinois gambling dollars last month looks worse than it is because it mainly reflects the flood-enforced closure of Harrah’s Metropolis (left, -77%). All other casinos were down an aggregate 3%, and it didn’t much matter whether one was at the northeastern or southwestern end of the Land of Lincoln. The rest of the narrative is a familiar one: Jumer’s Casino Rock Island was up 5%, Harrah’s Joliet ($19 million, -14%) continues to lose business to Empress Joliet ($13 million, +8%), and were it not for Metropolis‘ adversity,
Another former ColSux property seeing better days is Evansville‘s Casino Aztar. State-appointed trustee Robert Dingman (a former Harrah’s Entertainment executive) turned the riverboat’s performance around and now
Had I known that the recent kerfuffle over who Paul Revere did and didn’t intend to warn that the Redcoats were coming would devolve into name-calling between commenters, I’d never have posted that unfortunate quote. So, as of today, I’m taking it down. And reminding every one here that calling another poster a name is strictly verboten, as are racial, religious, ethnic, sexual and cultural slurs, and (on a somewhat lighter note) all-caps posting. Class is dismissed.
“In Latin American, African or Asian countries, I sometimes see shiny tanks and fighter aircraft — but schools that have trouble paying teachers. Sound familiar? And the upshot is societies that are quasi-feudal, stratified by social class, held back by a limited sense of common purpose.” — Nicholas Kristof addressing, among other issues,
One quickly becomes inured to mobile billboards in Las Vegas, lurching about the streets. (The billboards, not me.) But the one I saw this morning en route to work was an eye-grabber: “No mas en Stations [sic]” it read. The fine print attributed it to the Culinary Union and Bartenders Union, both of whom clearly need to brush up on their Station Casinos nomenclature.