Loveman: Norton, you’re not the greatest; Another seesaw in Macao

Caesars Entertainment Chief Marketing Officer David Norton, developer of Total Rewards, got his walking papers yesterday. The old “pursuing other interests” excuse was deployed; familiar industry code for “Don’t let the doorknob hit you on the way out.”

Publicly, CEO Gary Loveman uttered extravagant praise — as well he should, though he slightly misspoke. Without Norton, “Caesars would not be the company it is today,” he wrote. Not quite true. Minus Norton, it would not be the company that Loveman inherited from Phil Satre. It is Loveman who turned Caesars into the mess it is today. There’s no need to share the credit, Gary. You own that one — lock, stock options and barrel.

OK, maybe Norton just got tired or fed up and abruptly left. Liz Benston theorizes that a troubled upgrade of Total Rewards, incorporating third-party vendors, may have led to the ouster — or that Norton is being scapegoated for Caesars’ inability to draw higher-value (i.e., Chinese) players. Allow me to propose another scenario. For months upon months, Caesars’ regional properties have been Continue reading

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The ‘hot’ list that’s not; Grumpy old Fulton; A threat from Quinn

A sudden barrage of commissions has been getting between me and S&G. At the very least, I can get a few quick hits in before the weekend. For instance …

Earth to Vegas.com … while I realize that Las Vegas isn’t exactly Key West with slot machines, you’d expect Vegas.com to be approximately somewhere in this century when compiling its list of ‘LGBT hot spots.’ The press release gilds the lily with some apparent misinformation:”Piranha Nightclub, known for its 180 degree Piranha filled fish tank …

Don’t they have gay best friends at Vegas.com? I forwarded the list to mine and he was quick to spot several errors. To wit: A)Suede has been long closed.” B)So has Ramrod.” C) “No actual piranhas in the tank at Piranha.” Sounds like Vegas.com either needs to develop more reliable sources or let its staff out of the building occasionally.

Stan Fulton, former slot-maker, sometime philanthropist and general nuisance (he once tried to get the UNLV president sacked, in a towering fit of pique) is in the news again. Seems the Jemez Pueblo tribe is reservation-shopping for a casino site in New Mexico near old Stan’s Sunland Park Racetrack & Casino. The Bureau of Indian Affairs has studied the economic impact and concluded that while Sunland Park would sustain a deep near-term hit, it would recover in two to two-and-a-half years, as business and population in the area grew. (Cold comfort if you happen to be employed at Sunland Park.) Fulton and his allies are not having it. “The project will adversely impact not only horse owners, trainers, breeders, jockeys and backside employees, but will have a ripple effect on the ancillary businesses supported by the racetrack industry,” warned a spokesman for the horsey set.

By that logic (curbing one industry [casinos] to protect another [horseracing]), the federal government should have banned television because of Continue reading

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Sands: Pump up the volume; Nevada’s new casino tax; Cannery’s secret weapon

As in “VIP volume.” That’s what Las Vegas Sands has to do in order to monetize some of its Macao assets, according to a J.P. Morgan report that appeared this morning. In the course of meeting with Sands honchos, Joseph Greff and colleagues learned that “underutilized” (read: underperforming) spaces in Macao include the new Four Seasons Plaza casino — in a market whose appetite for gambling is a long way from sated — and the Playboy Club in Sands Macao. The proposed solution: Ramp up VIP junkets to these properties. To this end, Sands has signed pacts with two new junketeers and hopes to show results by the new year.

Somewhat paradoxically, Sands asserted that “underutilized real estate … is attracting solid interest,” although I suppose one could draw a distinction between interest and actual foot traffic. Also, did someone misspeak in stating that the attractions of Four Seasons Plaza (left) include offering excellent credit? U.S. operators are forbidden to extend markers to Macanese punters; hence the importance of the junketeers, who can advance money to their VIP clients — and collect it in ways about which we’d rather not know.

Sands officialdom wasn’t offering specific numbers regarding the performance of Marina Bay Sands, saying that it was improving quarter to quarter. Based on 1Q11 $3.7 million/day in casino revenues, Morgan analysts project it will be at $4.3 million/day by year’s end. Greff’s crew reckons that investors put too much stock in Sands’ Singapore-VIP performance (disappointing) than its mass-market play, which is steady and strong. There’s even good news on the VIP front, which is described as reliable, with a firm baseline.

Nothing was said by LVS casino supremo Rob Goldstein about the ongoing investigation of Sands in re the Foreign Corrupt Practices Act. And if anything was mentioned with regard to Continue reading

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Ruffin it; Atlantic City: up in smoke?

Nightclubs — we just didn’t fare well with them. There are so many nightclubs. Everyone’s got just one or two. Ours were just marginal.” That’s Treasure Island owner Phil Ruffin‘s argument for repositioning the pirate place for a mid-market, middle-aged crowd. The State of Nevada ought to give Ruffin a medal for ridding us of Christian Audigier: The Nightclub, home of the Europoseur “designer,” his tacky Ed Hardy shirts and the worst rotgut Merlot ever known to Man. Kudos, Mr. Phil.

(Two Europoseurs down: Audigier and Nicole Duerr. Now if only we could banish Continue reading

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Good news from Vegas; Penn regulators roasted

Those tireless analysts at J.P. Morgan have been crunching numbers again and found that, during the June 19-25 period, Strip room rates are up 24% from last year, from average ADR of $148 to $183, driven by vastly — i.e., 35% — higher prices at Caesars Entertainment hotels. Of course, whether or not this is good news depends on whether you are an operator or a customer.

Midweek rates, actually, are quite stable, up only 2%. But hold onto your wallet if you’re booking Continue reading

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Illinois’ suicide pact; Donald Trump, freeloader

Whether you spent Memorial Day grilling some bratwurst or, like me, crawling around with Murphy’s Oil Soap and a cleaning cloth, we did no harm. That can’t be said for the Illinois House of Representatives, which opened a can of whup-ass on the state’s casino industry yesterday.

In a 65-50 vote, lawmakers legalized …

• five new casinos (including a set-aside for Chicago)

• slot parlors at Midway and O’Hare airports, and the Illinois State Fairgrounds

• an unspecified number of racinos

The state Senate is expected to approve this, as is Gov. Pat Quinn (D, left). True, existing casinos will be thrown a bone or two. They can purchase as many as 800 new gaming positions and there’s vague talk of relaxing the state’s vertigo-inducing tax rate. This is all very good news for International Game Technology, Bally Technologies and WMS Industries, all of whom stand to sell as many as 10,000-plus new machines (an earlier attempt to sprinkle Illinois with slot routes having flopped).

But it’s a one-finger salute to the state’s existing casinos, just barely hanging in there as it is. If Rep. Lou Lang (D) really wants to “stop exporting business” to Missouri, Iowa and Illinois, lifting the state’s smoking ban would be a good start and tax relief wouldn’t hurt, either. The top rate in Illinois is sufficiently usurious that casinos actually try to stay under it by incentivizing players to gamble at sister properties, mostly in Indiana.

Impervious to irony, lead sponsor Lang actually tried to sell this “fuck you” as economic stimulus. “It does not matter if Continue reading

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Quote of the Day

“[That’s] like saying that a third of the houses available are vacant, but let’s help the economy by building more houses.” — Illinois Casino Gaming Association Executive Director Tom Swoik, testifying against a bill that would more than double the number of casino licenses in Illinois. The measure could be signed into law as early as tonight.

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Quote of the Day

“With the recession, the gap between the rich and poor grows ever greater, and Las Vegas is a microcosm of that right in front of us. the gambling and waste in this town confounds me — within feet of a craps table where someone can lay down a $500 chip, you can find someone who might not have eaten that day. But in this play you’ve got characters willing to gamble their own food money in a lottery with an undetermined prize, so they’re stuck in a strange cycle as well. Las Vegas has extreme wealth and yet one of the fastest-growing homeless populations. As Mr. Wig says, ‘If I had one lousy penny from every tourist that passed by, I’d be one of the “rich-ists” too!'” — playwright Erica Griffin, whose newest black comedy, Casa de Nada, is set in a Las Vegas homeless encampment. It premieres June 3 as part of Las Vegas Little Theatre‘s Fringe Festival. More of my interview of Ms. Griffin will appear in the June 2 issue of Las Vegas CityLife.

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Steve Wynn, Las Vegas Vegan; Where the Boomer bux have gone

As he will tell anybody who listens, Wynn Resorts CEO Steve Wynn is not only a Las Vegan but a Las Vegas vegan. There’s no zealot like a convert and Wynn (the only casino boss to whom the term “genius” can be applied without exaggeration) has been applying the vegan aesthetic to Wynncore with a vengeance, as you shall see …

At least Steve Wynn and S&G share the same taste in shirts.

Since this filmlet has received fewer than one-twentieth the eyeballs drawn to the notorious wedding video (the invited guests may have been obliged to laugh but must have been squirming inside), I thought we’d give it some S&G love, see if we can drive those page views higher. And Steve, I hear where you’re coming from but I’ll never be able to give up my carnivorous lifestyle, even if kills me — which it probably will.

With the exception of Encore, no casino interior in Vegas has the visual excitement of The Cosmopolitan. Words are superfluous when confronted by images like these, so I’ll just Continue reading

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“Rat Pack” on the move?

Rumor has it that The Rat Pack is Back is going to pull up stakes from the Union Plaza and take root at The Rio, where it will follow Larry Marshak‘s ersatz Platters/Coasters/Marvellettes revue in the Crown Theater. I’m not sure there’s a winner in this scenario. There’d be one less reason to stay at the Plaza when it reopens on Sept. 1, perhaps a few weeks sooner. But it doesn’t say much for Caesars Entertainment‘s budget or imagination that it’s reduced to taking castoff acts from the Sahara and from Tamares Group. Getting in bed with blaxsploiter Marshak is particularly reprehensible coming from an ostensibly socially responsible company.

There might be a winner … the Riviera. After the shabby treatment Sandy Hackett’s Rat Pack Show (the better tribute act of the two) got from Navegante Group at the Sahara, the Riv snapped it up, where it will continue to jibe with Barry Sternlicht‘s nostalgia-oriented repositioning of the property. Meanwhile, the $119 “All Stage Pass” at Caesars’ Strip properties has been augmented with Absinthe (which includes some uproarious parodying of Cirque du Soleil), Viper Vixens at the giant cuspidor called Continue reading

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Actual celebrity to be sighted in Vegas

After scraping not just the bottom of the barrel but the underside of the barrel with the likes of Levi Johnston (evidently getting a famous person’s daughter knocked up makes you a celeb, in which case America has officially run out of that colorful subspecies), there was nowhere for Paris-Las Vegas nightclub Chateau Nightclub & Gardens to go but up, way up. Enter Juliette Lewis, slated to grace the Strip on July 11. Since her film career seems to have peaked around 1996, with Robert Rodriguez‘s From Dusk Till Dawn, she’s being billed as “rebel rocker Juliette Lewis.” Evidently “Academy Award nominee” just doesn’t have the cachet it once did.

In other Caesars Entertainment entertainment-related news, indefatigable Defending the Caveman star Kevin Burke is notching his — yowzers! — 3,000th performance of the one-man show on June 7. Burke, an engaging performer whose idea of relaxation is to double as the headliner of Fitz of Laughter, up the Strip at the late Don Barden‘s casino, has propelled Caveman through back-to-back runs at the Golden Nugget, Excalibur and now Harrah’s Las Vegas. S&G congratulates Burke on both his work ethic and staying power.

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Atlantic City on the mend; Trump: Fish or cut bait?; Mike Ensign’s woes

My apologies for attenuated bloggery today but a swarm of deadlines presses upon me, including coverage of the demise of 104-year-old Huguette Clark, daughter of Sen. William A. Clark, from whom Clark County takes its name. You’ll find a lengthy bio of Sen. Clark (penned by Yr. Humble Blogger) in LVA’s “Question of the Day” archives. The old robber baron is also profiled in The First 100, the best $4 you will ever spend.

There’s so much good news coming out of Atlantic City lately, I don’t know if we can handle the excitement. Should anybody doubt that Revel CEO Kevin DeSanctis is a brave man, his decision to — or contemplation of — go(ing) smoke-free in the casino is the biggest gamble that the $2.4 billion casino will ever see. Health factors and other such considerations aside, nothing distresses a casino faster than the invisible encrustation of cigarette smoke cheapens one’s perception of the property. Practically speaking, DeSanctis could save some money on HVAC and filtration in the near term and slow the casino’s depreciation over the long term.

While I’m a fan of Hudson Securities analyst Robert LaFleur, when he says that Revel might push a few of the rinkier-dinkier Boardwalk casinos out of business, I counter, “You say that like it’s a bad thing.” Seriously, it’s the Darwinian effect of the free market at work. If places like the Atlantic City Hilton that have gone to seed under moronic ownership or economically dubious leviathans like the Bally’s Wild Wild West-Claridge agglomeration go belly up, the market is simply weeding out the weak from the strong. And if there really are 5,000 jobs waiting at Revel, as DeSanctis says, there will be a mass exodus of experienced employees from lesser casinos anyway, all hoping to catch on at the new place. Workers displaced from the bottom-feeders will have a good chance of moving up to the next step of the food chain.

That next step might be over in the Marina District, where Tilman Fertitta is proceeding aggressively (amid a blizzard of press releases) to put his Golden Nugget stamp on the former Trump Marina and exorcise the pinchpenny ghost of Donald J. Trump. The pointed, new mantra: “Out with the old … In with the gold!” When he bought the Las Vegas and Laughlin Nuggets, seven years ago, Tilman moved (if anything) too slowly and tentatively with his rebranding efforts. If that was a mistake, it’s one he’s not repeating in Atlantic City, so I tip my cap.

“It’s not going to have that hospital look anymore,” Fertitta promises, and while he might not appreciate my saying it thusly, the Nugget name’s conjuration of Steve Wynn and Continue reading

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Quote of the Day

“Even though everybody knew he wouldn’t, part of me wishes [Donald] Trump had run for president, just so NBC would have been forced to cancel his ‘People Who Seem Vaguely Familiar Apprentice.'” — Las Vegas Review-Journal TV critic Christopher Lawrence, who received a handwritten nastygram from the Trumpster after publishing that critique.

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Your moment of Carmen Electra; Don Barden, R.I.P.

It’s not purely gratuitous. Ms. Electra, late of MGM Grand’s Crazy Horse Paris, has defected to Planet Hollywood. On June 4, she’ll participate in the inaugural performance at Pussycat Dolls Burlesque Saloon. Hopefully it will be at least as exciting as its Web site. Chalk up another coup for PCD founder Robin Antin, who’s managed to keep one-trick ponies like the aforesaid Dolls and Matt Goss cantering long after their legs should have given way. Antin is also responsible for unleashing the thermonuclear neuroses of Nicole Scherzinger on an undeserving world but she has a knack for either giving the Vegas tourist what he wants … or finding a commercially viable ersatz version thereof.

Just what Dad always wanted … Elsewhere at Planet Ho, Caesars Entertainment tries to match Phil Ruffin bull for Continue reading

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Young Turks at Lady Luck; Pokergeddon clips bill’s wings

Seth Schorr, son of Wynn Resorts COO Marc Schorr, has charged with the responsibility of bringing the Lady Luck Casino Hotel back from the dead. Schorr fils got started in the industry early (age 12, to be precise), spending his summer vacation helping to paint the Golden Nugget Laughlin‘s garage. He’s been working his way up the ladder in the 26 years since and has spent the last three years turning around the ill-starred Speedway Casino, now known as the Lucky Club (and occasionally looking in on Strip nightclubs). One of his co-investors in that venture was then-Wynn Las Vegas President Andrew Pascal, who left following the most recent Wynn marital breakup, possibly exiled from Wynncore in favor of cheeseparing successor Marilyn Winn Winn-Spiegel Spiegel. Or maybe Elaine Wynn won custody of nephew Pascal in the divorce.

Schorr was prescient about the failure of the Continue reading

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Herbst Gaming: new name, familiar faces

No, the company hasn’t been dissolved. But with the various Herbst boys having been run off — plus the negative brand equity created by their eponymous casino firm’s financial collapse — new ownership decided it’s time for a new moniker. Exit Herbst Gaming, enter Affinity Gaming. (This portends a dim future for the mustachioed Herbst gunslinger, who bears a suspicious resemblance to former Las Vegas Review-Journal Editor Thomas Mitchell.) The name change is currently on hold while the paperwork goes through Carson City. Executive officers currently having an affinity for Herbst include a few names familiar around these parts.

Chief among them is Michael D. Rumbolz, who’s got a long history in Nevada. From 1987-89 he was Nevada Gaming Control Board chairman, at the end of the Richard Bryan administration (perhaps the last truly enlightened period of governance in Silver State history). As such, he had the unpleasant task of investigating the Nazi Party nostalgia of Imperial Palace owner Ralph Engelstad, whose fondness for Adolf Hitler sickens the stomach to this day.

After leaving office, Rumbolz’s resumé reads like a who’s (no longer) who of gaming. He did time with Continue reading

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The wild bunch

There’s no one more depraved than a politician looking to close a revenue shortfall. So we’ve learned from the drive-by shootings hailing from the amoral outlaw band otherwise known as the Nevada Legislature. As sage political pundit Obi-Wan Kenobi observed, “You will never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy.”

According to the Las Vegas Review-Journal, the state Senate Judiciary Committee, in a laughable perversion of its responsibility, voted unanimously to allow Cantor Gaming mobile-gambling devices to be employed throughout on casino property. Dazzled by the (probably exaggerated) promise of $18 million in new tax revenue, lawmakers bent down and grabbed their ankles. After all, nothing says “Vegas” like sitting in a hotel room playing with by yourself.

The aptly named Sen. Valerie Wiener (D) promises “substantial safeguards” and the Nevada Gaming Control Board allowed that there was “a chance” Cantor’s handheld devices wouldn’t find their way into Young Johnny’s sweaty little palms. Wiener’s campaign-contribution records haven’t been posted on the Nevada Secretary of State‘s Web site but another pusher of this odious bill, Assm. William Horne (D) came cheap. While he was a veritable sponge of casino cash (getting four grand from MGM Resorts International alone), Cantor bought Horne’s soul for a mere $1,000. The Nevada Gaming Commission still has to approve this farce but, to paraphrase Continue reading

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Quote of the Day

“Very little, I suppose.” — a friend’s response to the Riviera‘s Rich Little announcement, memories of Little’s sclerotic Golden Nugget gig (complete with a song in praise of Tilman Fertitta) fresh in our minds.

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Atlantic City: Fertitta in, Trump out; Inside Pokergeddon

Trump Marina became “RUMP Marina” this week (watch the video), as workers began removing vestiges of the Donald J. Trump era from the property. New owner Landry’s Restaurants is wasting no time putting its Golden Nugget imprimatur on the last-place casino, which officially becomes part of the Nugget fraternity on May 23. This is an occasion for great optimism because Landry’s CEO Tilman Fertitta (below) is passionate, detail-driven (sometimes to the point of micromanagement, it is true) and “george” … putting $150 million into redoing the erstwhile Trump Castle.

Among the changes is Landry’s 30th Chart House restaurant (below), one several Fertitta brands that will be incorporated into the resort. Meanwhile, as though there were any doubt in the matter, Coastal Marina, has withdrawn from the pursuit of an Atlantic City casino. That’s the firm run by all-jockey/no-pony horseman Richard Fields, who could somehow never ink the deal — S&G was skeptical from the get-go — that would have made Trump Marina his. Fields’ retreat isn’t such good news for Colony Capital creditors who are shopping around the Atlantic City Hilton and who need to knock at least $20 million off their very optimistic sale price. Fertitta balked at the cost and he’s King Midas compared to other prospective buyers.

Those who have followed Landry’s reinvention of the Las Vegas Golden Nugget know that Fertitta probably won’t stop there. They also know how, in the last six years, the Nugget has eclipsed all other Downtown operators combined, with the exception of the plucky El Cortez. Things couldn’t get any worse for the Marina and the entry of Landry’s makes it a lock Continue reading

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Quote of the Day

“I’ve dealt with a lot of big city PRs in my life and I’ve never, ever seen the kind of defensiveness I experienced in Las Vegas. Maybe they’re just not used to being asked actual questions, I thought: after all, the city’s most high profile entertainment ‘journalist’ is the guy who used to host Lifestyles of the Rich and Famous: a man who, had he been present for the killing of Osama bin Laden, would have felt compelled to praise the man’s history of charity work.” — Paul Carr, summing up his month in Vegas for The Huffington Post. In addition to Sin City’s small-town mentality, Carr also encounters its present-day symbol: the wild douchebag on the hoof.

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