In one of my absolute favorite Peanuts strips, Charlie Brown finds Linus out in the night, carrying a taper. Asked to explain, Linus replies that it’s better to light a single candle than curse the darkness. Cut to Lucy, elsewhere, yelling, “You stupid darkness!”
That moment of cartoon eloquence was brought to mind by a hot-off-the-Internet e-mail from J.P. Morgan, whose analysts sat down with Penn National Gaming management. I quote, “management sounds frustrated with the current state of the regional gaming consumer (i.e., the customers are coming, by and large, and visitation is flat with year over year levels, but spending per visit and time on device continues to remain below year ago levels).”
Forgive me for going all-caps on Penn but WE’RE AT THE BOTTOM OF A FREAKING RECESSION! If you’re “frustrated with the current state of the regional gaming consumer,” just think how frustrated John Q. Consumer must be with the current state of his bank account, mortgage, car payments, 401(k), health plan — if he’s lucky enough to have one — salary, etc. More than ever, this seems like a time to be thankful for the business one gets and not, to paraphrase mike_ch (I believe), wring one’s hands over the thought that a dollar not spent on-property is just as real (if not real-er) as the one that was. Or, to put it another way, don’t kvetch that, say, you ‘only’ got $74 for a room night when you wanted $75. One cannot dictate to the marketplace; the market dictates to you.
Penn’s pique is rather odd, considering that company is — as it acknowledged — sitting in the catbird seat in Ohio and Maryland, vis-a-vis new casino openings. It’s also got Pennsylvania table games to look forward to, bolstering cash flow. However, “There was no new news on [Penn’s] involvement in Las Vegas Strip development or acquisitions.” I can’t wait to see what topsy-turvy spin the Penn-fixated Las Vegas Review-Journal puts on that morsel.
Anyway, I don’t know that Penn brass meant to come off as thunderingly insensitive and tone-deaf — but they succeeded nevertheless.

On the topic of health insurance (from Truthout.org):
“The report released by Sebelius notes:
* Anthem of Connecticut requested an increase of 24 percent last year, which was rejected by the state.
* Anthem in Maine had an 18.5 percent premium increase rejected by the state last year as being “excessive and unfairly discriminatory” – but is now requesting a 23 percent increase this year.
* In 2009 Blue Cross Blue Shield of Michigan requested approval for premium increases of 56 percent for plans sold on the individual market.
* Regency Blue Cross Blue Shield of Oregon requested a 20 percent premium increase.
* UnitedHealth, Tufts and Blue Cross requested 13 to 16 percent rate increases in Rhode Island.
* Rates for some individual health plans in Washington increased by up to 40 percent until Washington State imposed stiffer premium regulations.”
And Blue Cross notified individual members that their rates would increase up to 39% in about three weeks from the announcement date; then they charitably delayed the increase by a couple of months. Oh, by the way – they also said there would no longer be only yearly rate increases; Blue Cross will now increase rates whenever they “find it necessary”.
Wacha wanna bet that the guy whose (already exorbitant) insurance bill of $500 a month is going up to $695 is gonna run out and pump a coupla hundred quarters into the machines at the local slot emporium?
Of course, ‘stupid’ is hardly cursing … But it’s good for a G-rated comic strip. 🙂
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