Quote of the Day

“Donald [Trump]—I appreciate the free publicity for Borat! I admit, I don’t find you funny either. But yet the whole world laughs at you. I’m always looking for people to play racist buffoons, and you’ll need a job after Jan. 20. Let’s talk!”—in which POTUS learns not to pick fights with Sacha Baron Cohen of Borat Subsequent Moviefilm. Cohen always gets the last word.