Quote of the Day

“Trump … sounds very self-assured. This is because before he was a reality-show host, he was in the New York real estate business, a profession in which it is vital to be able to say imaginary things with total certainty.” — Gail Collins on Donald Trump‘s latest hissy fit (in which he manages to give himself several pats on the back, presumably without dislocating his arm). In Trump’s defense, if anyone in America knows the meaning of the word “scam,” we submit that it is The Donald.