Quote of the Day

“It is our true policy to steer clear of permanent fuckin’ alliances with any portion of the foreign world; so far, I mean, as we are now at liberty to do it; for let me not be understood as capable of patronizing infidelity to existing fuckin’ engagements. I hold the maxim no less applicable to public shitheads than to private douchebags, that honesty is always the best policy. I repeat it, therefore, let those engagements be observed in their genuine sense. But, in my opinion, it is unnecessary and would be unwise to extend them, motherfuckers.” — George Washington‘s farewell address, reinterpreted in the style of Donald J. Trump at Treasure Island, the handiwork of Daily Fiasco.