Quote of the Day

“Santa and the Easter bunny are simply the devil in disguise and cable television and the Internet are his playground. The Boy Scouts are his evil minions.” — Kentucky humorist Angela Thomas, in a controversial column that has the Southern Baptist Convention in a hot conniption fit. One can only imagine the antipathy of the Convention toward horseracing, let alone casinos, if it’s sticking its pitchfork into the hapless Easter Bunny. As for the Internet, maybe the Southern Baptists should hook up with noted “social liberal [sic] Sheldon Adelson,” don’t you think?