The Death Ray goes global

One of the most reliably entertaining news sites is Hong Kong-based NMA World Edition, which covers current events in a manner so imaginative and — shall we say — unrestrained by good taste that it makes Fox News look as stodgy as National Public Radio. NM AWE is drawn to lurid subject matter, so it was inevitable that the Vdara Death Ray would get the signature Apple Action News treatment:

I didn’t know Vdara was a “six-star” hotel, did you? Thanks to Steve Friess for drawing attention to this gem. He speculates that Apple Action News is not “planning to cover, uh, the Reid-Angle race any time soon.” Well, it sort of already did, although this marvelous explication of the Tea Party Factor includes not Angle but failed senatorial candidate (and Archon Corp. treasurer) Sue “Chicken Lady” Lowden:

Meanwhile, I’m stuck by the phone, waiting for an interviewee who’s AWOL, leaving me to quaff coffee and feel somewhat like this:

Now, if Stewie Griffin could just harness the Vdara Death Ray, victory would be his!