This just in … no, really

It only took four months but The Cosmopolitan of Las Vegas finally has video of its opening night (plus its New Year’s Eve bash) online. Today. As in, like, moments ago. So if you couldn’t make it, this is what it was like — minus poor Chuck Monster, nursing a scotch and waiting … waiting … waiting for his room to be ready. Dare I say that the Cosmo appears to be drawing a better class of celebrity than we have come to associate with such events?