{"id":11451,"date":"2013-09-03T12:39:56","date_gmt":"2013-09-03T20:39:56","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.lasvegasadvisor.com\/stiffs-and-georges\/?p=11451"},"modified":"2013-09-03T12:39:56","modified_gmt":"2013-09-03T20:39:56","slug":"on-the-lighter-side","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.lasvegasadvisor.com\/stiffs-and-georges\/on-the-lighter-side\/","title":{"rendered":"On the lighter side"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" class=\"alignleft size-full wp-image-11453\" title=\"Cedar+Crossing\" src=\"https:\/\/www.lasvegasadvisor.com\/stiffs-and-georges\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/09\/Cedar+Crossing.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"280\" height=\"155\" \/>Add <strong>Cedar Rapids<\/strong> to the list of cities offering a &#8220;<strong>Las Vegas<\/strong> flavor&#8221; to their citizens &#8212; at least if <strong>Cedar Crossing Casino<\/strong><a href=\"http:\/\/thegazette.com\/2013\/09\/03\/cedar-rapids-casino-investors-unveil-cedar-crossing-casino\/\" target=\"_blank\" class=\"broken_link\"> goes through as planned<\/a>, which will include a management team of <strong>Peninsula Gaming<\/strong> execs rendered homeless by <strong>Boyd Gaming<\/strong>&#8216;s takeover of their company.\u00a0Of course, a rival <strong>Iowa City<\/strong> casino is predicting 30% cannibalization of its player base while Cedar Crossing (equally predictably, if rather less credibly) says there&#8217;s more than enough business to go around. But when was the last time you heard architect <strong>Louis Sullivan<\/strong> <a href=\"http:\/\/louissullivanfilm.com\/sullivan\/\" target=\"_blank\" class=\"broken_link\">referenced as an influence<\/a> on casino design? Probably never.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Las Vegas casinos are falling<\/strong> behind the industry&#8217;s elite, if <a href=\"http:\/\/www.thrillist.com\/travel\/nation\/hotel-amenities-ten-of-the-worlds-most-insane-hotel-amenities\" target=\"_blank\">this list of luxuries<\/a> is any indication. Note that not one of them is offered in Sin City, not even the &#8220;Pleasure Kit&#8221; offered by <strong>The Drake<\/strong>, in <strong>Toronto<\/strong>. (Wouldn&#8217;t you pay to see the expression on\u00a0<strong>Sheldon Adelson<\/strong>&#8216;s face if someone suggested putting <!--more-->gold-plated dildos in <strong>Venelazzo<\/strong> rooms?) The gondola massages would be a natural for <strong>Las Vegas Sands<\/strong> &#8212; how have they missed that one? Everybody on the Strip ought to have some &#8220;tanning butlers&#8221; on staff although I &#8212; or rather my body &#8212; craves the services of a sleep concierge. As the saying goes, &#8220;I have so much to do that I am going to bed.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p><strong>Tonight I&#8217;ll be<\/strong> dining at <strong>Heritage Steak<\/strong>, so I can report back to you <a href=\"http:\/\/www.thrillist.com\/eat\/las-vegas\/strip\/vegass-10-summer-openings-you-need-to-know-about?utm_content=feature&amp;utm_source=Sailthru&amp;utm_medium=email&amp;utm_term=Las%20Vegas&amp;utm_campai\" target=\"_blank\">on whether some of these restaurant openings are all they&#8217;re cracked up to be<\/a>. One of them, McFadden&#8217;s was a dog when it was a big noise at <strong>The Rio<\/strong>, about as Irish as a <strong>McDonald&#8217;s<\/strong>. It&#8217;s doubtful the <strong>Town Square<\/strong> spinoff will be any better. Few of the others have much buzz yet but, as I&#8217;m embarking on a high-protein diet, I can probably rationalize a visit to the new <strong>Lucille&#8217;s BBQ<\/strong> or two.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Add Cedar Rapids to the list of cities offering a &#8220;Las Vegas flavor&#8221; to their citizens &#8212; at least if Cedar Crossing Casino goes through as planned, which will include a management team of Peninsula Gaming execs rendered homeless by &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.lasvegasadvisor.com\/stiffs-and-georges\/on-the-lighter-side\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[65,60,18,4,7,86,12],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.lasvegasadvisor.com\/stiffs-and-georges\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11451"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.lasvegasadvisor.com\/stiffs-and-georges\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.lasvegasadvisor.com\/stiffs-and-georges\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.lasvegasadvisor.com\/stiffs-and-georges\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.lasvegasadvisor.com\/stiffs-and-georges\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=11451"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/www.lasvegasadvisor.com\/stiffs-and-georges\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11451\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":11454,"href":"https:\/\/www.lasvegasadvisor.com\/stiffs-and-georges\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11451\/revisions\/11454"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.lasvegasadvisor.com\/stiffs-and-georges\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=11451"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.lasvegasadvisor.com\/stiffs-and-georges\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=11451"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.lasvegasadvisor.com\/stiffs-and-georges\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=11451"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}