{"id":11550,"date":"2013-09-17T12:46:24","date_gmt":"2013-09-17T20:46:24","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.lasvegasadvisor.com\/stiffs-and-georges\/?p=11550"},"modified":"2013-09-17T12:46:24","modified_gmt":"2013-09-17T20:46:24","slug":"this-is-a-joke-right","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.lasvegasadvisor.com\/stiffs-and-georges\/this-is-a-joke-right\/","title":{"rendered":"This is a joke, right?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong>Joseph &#8220;Tomato King&#8221; Procacci<\/strong>&#8216;s casino bid in <strong>Philadelphia<\/strong> is fast <img loading=\"lazy\" class=\"alignright size-medium wp-image-9596\" title=\"Pennywiseevil\" src=\"https:\/\/www.lasvegasadvisor.com\/stiffs-and-georges\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/09\/Pennywiseevil-300x224.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"224\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.lasvegasadvisor.com\/stiffs-and-georges\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/09\/Pennywiseevil-300x224.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.lasvegasadvisor.com\/stiffs-and-georges\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/09\/Pennywiseevil-150x112.jpg 150w, https:\/\/www.lasvegasadvisor.com\/stiffs-and-georges\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/09\/Pennywiseevil.jpg 448w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/>becoming the clown car at the circus. Every time he opens its door, a zillion putty-nosed faces come tumbling out. His newest gambit has been to announce a vast theme park, with everything from water sports to ziplines, with golf, dining and shopping thrown in, too. It&#8217;s a little bit of everything and not a lot of anything, <a href=\"http:\/\/www.philly.com\/philly\/news\/philadelphia_casino_license\/PHL_Local_Gaming_If_we_get_the_license_youll_get_a_waterpark_zip-lines_restaurants_and_more.html\" target=\"_blank\">from the looks of it<\/a>. He does remember that he&#8217;s applying for a <em>casino<\/em>, right? (You have to look hard to find the hotel which presumably anchors the development.)<\/p>\n<p>The something-for-everything proposal is described as being on a &#8220;family friendly mission,&#8221; which really make you wonder. It&#8217;s like the Tomato King wanted to build an amusement park and tacked on a casino as an afterthought. So-called <strong>LoSo Entertainment Center<\/strong> (not too catchy, IMO) would take 10 years to build and add $432 million to the casino tab. City officials might flip for Procacci&#8217;s notion, since they want whichever casino they approve to provide extraneous economic stimulus to the surrounding area. It&#8217;s debatable whether that&#8217;s what casinos <em>do<\/em> but the Tomato King&#8217;s certainly determined to make a three-ring circus of the process.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Trump Plaza may be<\/strong> stinking up the Boardwalk with its abysmal financial performance. <a href=\"http:\/\/www.pressofatlanticcity.com\/business\/regulators-reject-trump-plaza-s-proposal-to-cut-table-game\/article_a03b5d1f-3481-5ecf-82fa-c7bb04c0e7ee.html\" target=\"_blank\">But that doesn&#8217;t mean it will be allowed to cut the hours it provides tables games<\/a>, <!--more-->regulators ruled. The latter can always cite the &#8220;first-class facility&#8221; rule to hold <strong>Trump Plaza<\/strong>&#8216;s feet to the fire, although I doubt it&#8217;s been first class for some years now.<\/p>\n<p><strong>There was meager but welcome<\/strong> good news out of <strong>Connecticut<\/strong>. Slot revenues <a href=\"http:\/\/www.theday.com\/article\/20130916\/BIZ02\/130919646\/1047\" target=\"_blank\">were microscopically up<\/a> at <strong>Foxwoods Resorts Casino<\/strong> and down at <strong>Mohegan Sun<\/strong> by their lowest amount in a year. It&#8217;s not much of a recovery but we&#8217;ll take it. Resorts World New York (+19% year\/year) is blamed for the lack of a stronger comeback, while Mohegan Sun continues to grow its customer base at Foxwoods&#8217; expense.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Joseph &#8220;Tomato King&#8221; Procacci&#8216;s casino bid in Philadelphia is fast becoming the clown car at the circus. Every time he opens its door, a zillion putty-nosed faces come tumbling out. His newest gambit has been to announce a vast theme &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.lasvegasadvisor.com\/stiffs-and-georges\/this-is-a-joke-right\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[23,42,14,166,167,95,25,168],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.lasvegasadvisor.com\/stiffs-and-georges\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11550"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.lasvegasadvisor.com\/stiffs-and-georges\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.lasvegasadvisor.com\/stiffs-and-georges\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.lasvegasadvisor.com\/stiffs-and-georges\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.lasvegasadvisor.com\/stiffs-and-georges\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=11550"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.lasvegasadvisor.com\/stiffs-and-georges\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11550\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":11551,"href":"https:\/\/www.lasvegasadvisor.com\/stiffs-and-georges\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11550\/revisions\/11551"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.lasvegasadvisor.com\/stiffs-and-georges\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=11550"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.lasvegasadvisor.com\/stiffs-and-georges\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=11550"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.lasvegasadvisor.com\/stiffs-and-georges\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=11550"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}