{"id":13117,"date":"2014-03-26T15:41:36","date_gmt":"2014-03-26T23:41:36","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.lasvegasadvisor.com\/stiffs-and-georges\/?p=13117"},"modified":"2014-03-26T15:41:36","modified_gmt":"2014-03-26T23:41:36","slug":"you-are-number-six","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.lasvegasadvisor.com\/stiffs-and-georges\/you-are-number-six\/","title":{"rendered":"You are Number Six"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.lasvegasadvisor.com\/stiffs-and-georges\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/03\/DaylightGen1.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" class=\"alignleft size-medium wp-image-13118\" alt=\"DaylightGen1\" src=\"https:\/\/www.lasvegasadvisor.com\/stiffs-and-georges\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/03\/DaylightGen1-300x200.jpg\" width=\"300\" height=\"200\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.lasvegasadvisor.com\/stiffs-and-georges\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/03\/DaylightGen1-300x200.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.lasvegasadvisor.com\/stiffs-and-georges\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/03\/DaylightGen1-150x100.jpg 150w, https:\/\/www.lasvegasadvisor.com\/stiffs-and-georges\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/03\/DaylightGen1.jpg 1000w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a>Say, isn&#8217;t that <a href=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=I6Ffr1U7KMY\" target=\"_blank\">Rover<\/a> from The <em>Prisoner<\/em> chilling out with some party animals at a <strong>Las Vegas<\/strong> beach, over to the left there? Anyway, since pool-party season is open now, <a href=\"http:\/\/theweek.com\/article\/index\/258838\/speedreads-why-you-really-shouldnt-pee-in-the-pool\" target=\"_blank\" class=\"broken_link\">don&#8217;t say I didn&#8217;t warn you<\/a>. <em>S&amp;G<\/em> is grossing you out because we care.<span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><br \/>\n<\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Say, isn&#8217;t that Rover from The Prisoner chilling out with some party animals at a Las Vegas beach, over to the left there? Anyway, since pool-party season is open now, don&#8217;t say I didn&#8217;t warn you. S&amp;G is grossing you &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.lasvegasadvisor.com\/stiffs-and-georges\/you-are-number-six\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[4,9,17],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.lasvegasadvisor.com\/stiffs-and-georges\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/13117"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.lasvegasadvisor.com\/stiffs-and-georges\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.lasvegasadvisor.com\/stiffs-and-georges\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.lasvegasadvisor.com\/stiffs-and-georges\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.lasvegasadvisor.com\/stiffs-and-georges\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=13117"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.lasvegasadvisor.com\/stiffs-and-georges\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/13117\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":13119,"href":"https:\/\/www.lasvegasadvisor.com\/stiffs-and-georges\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/13117\/revisions\/13119"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.lasvegasadvisor.com\/stiffs-and-georges\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=13117"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.lasvegasadvisor.com\/stiffs-and-georges\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=13117"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.lasvegasadvisor.com\/stiffs-and-georges\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=13117"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}