{"id":1473,"date":"2009-12-02T12:50:41","date_gmt":"2009-12-02T20:50:41","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.lasvegasadvisor.com\/stiffs-and-georges\/?p=1473"},"modified":"2009-12-02T12:50:41","modified_gmt":"2009-12-02T20:50:41","slug":"gossy-ed-out-peep-less-show-phat-phantom","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.lasvegasadvisor.com\/stiffs-and-georges\/gossy-ed-out-peep-less-show-phat-phantom\/","title":{"rendered":"Gossy-ed out; Peep-less Show; Phat Phantom"},"content":{"rendered":"

According to the latest issue of Las Vegas Advisor<\/em>, bland-as-butter Palms<\/strong> headliner Matt Goss<\/strong> is not announced for any dates past Dec. 5. However, if Goss<\/a> has Timberlaked his way across the lounge floor for the last time, S&G<\/em> believes George Maloof<\/strong> should be required to leave the venue as “The Gossy Room” in perpetuity, as a reminder of all of the ridiculous “Gossyness<\/a>” that swept Vegas in a brief moment of inanity.<\/p>\n

Just think of the future generations of tykes who will see that plaque and ask, “Daddy, what does ‘Gossy’ mean?” “Well son, once upon a time, somebody thought up this really lame gimmick …”<\/p>\n

\"O'Day\"P__psh_w<\/em><\/strong>. Word is that Planet Hollywood<\/strong>‘s wildly overrated<\/a> topless extravaganza<\/a> (soon with 100% less Aubrey O’Day<\/strong>! [above<\/em>]) will attempt to hobble into the New Year with no headliner save for Holly Madison<\/strong>. Exactly who will assume the (more important) role of the “Peep Diva” is a question still unanswered. However, having jettisoned the live band and several members of the original cast, you have to wonder why Planet Ho still bothers. Mine is a minority view, but you might actually be better served spending your money at Fantasy<\/em><\/a> or Bite<\/em><\/a>, let alone the best of the topless revues in town Sin City Bad Girls<\/em><\/a>. Madison has racked up enormous goodwill during her Vegas stint but, in the talent department, she’s not a patch on Lorena Peril<\/strong>, vocalist nonpareil.<\/p>\n

At least one Strip show<\/strong> is looking strong at the wickets. Putting the “phat” in Phantom of the Opera<\/em><\/a>, Las Vegas Sands<\/strong> just boosted ticket prices for all but the top tier. The two lower tiers have been hiked 3%, while the second-best seats have sustained a 9% increase. The $166 top, however, has been relaxed to $147.50. Whatever miscalculations he has made elsewhere, Sheldon Adelson<\/strong> bowled a dead-perfect strike with Phantom<\/em>.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

According to the latest issue of Las Vegas Advisor, bland-as-butter Palms headliner Matt Goss is not announced for any dates past Dec. 5. However, if Goss has Timberlaked his way across the lounge floor for the last time, S&G believes … Continue reading →<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[3,28,4,64,11,6,12,9],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.lasvegasadvisor.com\/stiffs-and-georges\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1473"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.lasvegasadvisor.com\/stiffs-and-georges\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.lasvegasadvisor.com\/stiffs-and-georges\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.lasvegasadvisor.com\/stiffs-and-georges\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.lasvegasadvisor.com\/stiffs-and-georges\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1473"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.lasvegasadvisor.com\/stiffs-and-georges\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1473\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1475,"href":"https:\/\/www.lasvegasadvisor.com\/stiffs-and-georges\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1473\/revisions\/1475"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.lasvegasadvisor.com\/stiffs-and-georges\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1473"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.lasvegasadvisor.com\/stiffs-and-georges\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1473"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.lasvegasadvisor.com\/stiffs-and-georges\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1473"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}