{"id":18761,"date":"2016-08-25T10:29:46","date_gmt":"2016-08-25T18:29:46","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.lasvegasadvisor.com\/stiffs-and-georges\/?p=18761"},"modified":"2016-08-25T10:29:46","modified_gmt":"2016-08-25T18:29:46","slug":"if-you-couldnt-be-there","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.lasvegasadvisor.com\/stiffs-and-georges\/if-you-couldnt-be-there\/","title":{"rendered":"If you couldn&#8217;t be there &#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><iframe loading=\"lazy\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/2HA-5CQc2QE\" width=\"450\" height=\"253\" frameborder=\"0\" allowfullscreen=\"allowfullscreen\"><\/iframe><\/p>\n<p>Except for the aerial gondola ride, the dancing-fountains show at <strong>Wynn Palace<\/strong>, in <strong>Macao<\/strong>, doesn&#8217;t have a thing on its progenitor at <strong>Bellagio<\/strong>. Well, nothing except a really bad, <strong>Broadway<\/strong>-style show tune (&#8220;We&#8217;ve got elegance&#8221;) that appears to have commissioned for the occasion. Once you hear it, you&#8217;ll be scarred for life.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Except for the aerial gondola ride, the dancing-fountains show at Wynn Palace, in Macao, doesn&#8217;t have a thing on its progenitor at Bellagio. Well, nothing except a really bad, Broadway-style show tune (&#8220;We&#8217;ve got elegance&#8221;) that appears to have commissioned &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.lasvegasadvisor.com\/stiffs-and-georges\/if-you-couldnt-be-there\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[4,62,32,9],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.lasvegasadvisor.com\/stiffs-and-georges\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/18761"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.lasvegasadvisor.com\/stiffs-and-georges\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.lasvegasadvisor.com\/stiffs-and-georges\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.lasvegasadvisor.com\/stiffs-and-georges\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.lasvegasadvisor.com\/stiffs-and-georges\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=18761"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.lasvegasadvisor.com\/stiffs-and-georges\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/18761\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":18762,"href":"https:\/\/www.lasvegasadvisor.com\/stiffs-and-georges\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/18761\/revisions\/18762"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.lasvegasadvisor.com\/stiffs-and-georges\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=18761"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.lasvegasadvisor.com\/stiffs-and-georges\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=18761"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.lasvegasadvisor.com\/stiffs-and-georges\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=18761"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}