{"id":223,"date":"2009-10-05T20:16:00","date_gmt":"2009-10-06T00:16:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.lasvegasadvisor.com\/blogs\/dmckee\/index.cfm\/2009\/10\/5\/Want-your-ass-kicked"},"modified":"2021-10-01T07:22:37","modified_gmt":"2021-10-01T15:22:37","slug":"want-your-ass-kicked","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.lasvegasadvisor.com\/stiffs-and-georges\/want-your-ass-kicked\/","title":{"rendered":"Want your ass kicked?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Then go hang out at <a href=\"https:\/\/www.lasvegasadvisor.com\/referenceguide-diningdetail.cfm?DiningID=429\"><strong>Stack<\/strong><\/a>. If they don&#8217;t like your looks, the in-house goons <a href=\"http:\/\/vegasblog.latimes.com\/vegas\/2009\/10\/customer-service-bellyflops-at-stack-at-mirage.html\">will be sicced on you<\/a>. And Las Vegans wonder at the <em>schadenfreude<\/em> so many people feel with regard to Sin City&#8217;s current doldrums.<\/p>\n<p><strong>No magic bullet<\/strong>. Liberalization of casino rules in <strong>Colorado<\/strong> will raise <a href=\"http:\/\/www.denverpost.com\/headlines\/ci_13440755\">considerably less revenue than expected<\/a>. Whoever made the projections that are now coming up 60% short obviously didn&#8217;t take the recession into account.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Opposition grows<\/strong>. An effort by Illinois Gov. <strong>Pat Quinn<\/strong> to saturate the state with video gambling devices is encountering widening opposition. <strong>Chicago <\/strong>suburbs <strong>Evanston<\/strong> and <strong>Naperville<\/strong> are among the areas that have nixed the prospect of slot routes.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Don&#8217;t like our roads<\/strong>? Mail your thanks to <!--more-->Gov. <strong>Jim Gibbons<\/strong>, who <a href=\"http:\/\/www.lasvegassun.com\/blogs\/ralstons-flash\/2009\/oct\/05\/house-transportation-boss-gibbons-get-those-road-p\">just got his knuckles rapped<\/a> by the chairman of the <strong>House Committee on Transportation &amp; Infrastructure<\/strong> for laggard deployment of federal highway funds. It&#8217;s pretty slow around <strong>Carson City<\/strong> once the Lege decamps, so what&#8217;s Midnight Jim&#8217;s excuse this time?<\/p>\n<p><strong>Sanity 1, Drunks 0<\/strong>. A trio of boozing bozos who rampaged through <strong>Buffalo Bill&#8217;s<\/strong> before piling their car into a ditch can&#8217;t sue <strong>MGM Mirage<\/strong> for their own asshattery, <a href=\"http:\/\/www.lasvegassun.com\/news\/2009\/oct\/01\/court-casinos-bars-arent-responsible-after-drunken\">Nevada&#8217;s high court rules<\/a>. Since they were drunk off their asses and getting into fights, the trio of boozehounds maintained, casino management had an obligation to keep them on-property &#8230; presumably so they could have continued terrorizing other patrons and otherwise letting the good times roll. In an unrelated victory for common sense, it is no longer a crime in <strong>South Carolina<\/strong> <a href=\"http:\/\/www.wyff4.com\/news\/21175251\/detail.html\" class=\"broken_link\">to play poker in the privacy of your own home<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Keystone stalemate<\/strong>. Casino owners like <strong>Las Vegas Sands<\/strong> who have gone ahead with preparations to add table games will soon be rewarded &#8212; but not until endless legislative machinations play out. House Democrats appear to be <a href=\"http:\/\/www.post-gazette.com\/pg\/09275\/1002475-454.stm\" class=\"broken_link\">backing off a 34% tax rate<\/a> for tables (<strong>J.P. Morgan<\/strong> reports that leadership is now floating a 21% figure) and may even come down to the 12% rate favored by their GOP colleagues. The $10 million upfront fee, though, <a href=\"http:\/\/www.philly.com\/inquirer\/local\/20091005_Pa__House_advancing_bill_on_table_games.html\">appears to be a done deal<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p>All that said, solons managed to spend much of a special weekend session dickering over matters that ought to be none of their business. Like: Should casinos be allowed to serve free drinks to their patrons? Or: Can they operate on Christmas? Now, nothing sounds more depressing than spending Christmas Day at <strong>Harrah&#8217;s Chester<\/strong>, but aren&#8217;t these matters that ought to be the prerogative of the individual casino owner? Also, ostensibly pro-business Republicans wanted to put table games before the voters, which could render the whole legislative exercise moot &#8230; and <a href=\"http:\/\/www.ldnews.com\/news\/ci_13463104\" class=\"broken_link\">relief can&#8217;t come soon enough<\/a> for racinos like <strong>Penn National Gaming<\/strong>&#8216;s <strong>Hollywood Casino<\/strong>, which is starting to slash its payroll.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Then go hang out at Stack. If they don&#8217;t like your looks, the in-house goons will be sicced on you. And Las Vegans wonder at the schadenfreude so many people feel with regard to Sin City&#8217;s current doldrums. No magic &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.lasvegasadvisor.com\/stiffs-and-georges\/want-your-ass-kicked\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[27,18,26,7,58,11,69,95,12,130,31,9,19,100],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.lasvegasadvisor.com\/stiffs-and-georges\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/223"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.lasvegasadvisor.com\/stiffs-and-georges\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.lasvegasadvisor.com\/stiffs-and-georges\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.lasvegasadvisor.com\/stiffs-and-georges\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.lasvegasadvisor.com\/stiffs-and-georges\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=223"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.lasvegasadvisor.com\/stiffs-and-georges\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/223\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":22449,"href":"https:\/\/www.lasvegasadvisor.com\/stiffs-and-georges\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/223\/revisions\/22449"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.lasvegasadvisor.com\/stiffs-and-georges\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=223"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.lasvegasadvisor.com\/stiffs-and-georges\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=223"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.lasvegasadvisor.com\/stiffs-and-georges\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=223"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}