{"id":472,"date":"2009-06-25T17:29:00","date_gmt":"2009-06-26T01:29:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.lasvegasadvisor.com\/blogs\/dmckee\/index.cfm\/2009\/6\/25\/Dont-do-it-Alex"},"modified":"2009-06-25T17:29:00","modified_gmt":"2009-06-26T01:29:00","slug":"dont-do-it-alex","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.lasvegasadvisor.com\/stiffs-and-georges\/dont-do-it-alex\/","title":{"rendered":"Don't do it, Alex!"},"content":{"rendered":"

Noooooooo!<\/em><\/p>\n

That was my reaction upon reading the Mike Weatherford<\/strong> shocker that the Tropicana Las Vegas<\/strong> may be putting many of its future entertainment eggs in the basket of<\/a> Anthony Cools<\/strong>. The latter produced an ultra-craptacular topless show, Ooh La La<\/em> at Paris Las Vegas<\/strong>.<\/p>\n

Shoehorned into a large, low-ceilinged banquet room, Ooh La La<\/em> had terrible sightlines (kind of a problem for a T&A show), pushy ushers and charmless performers. Were it not for Raw Talent Live<\/em>, it would have been the worst show I've ever seen in Las Vegas. Cools has been threatening to bring it back … please, Alex Yemenidjian<\/strong>, stop him before he "presents" again.<\/p>\n

Our long civic nightmare continues<\/strong>. Five more years! Five more years! Yes, Luxor<\/strong> has extended Carrot Top<\/strong> to 2015. Mr. Top accepted the honor in typical family-friendly style<\/a>.<\/p>\n

While I'm under the knife<\/strong> at the dentist next Tuesday, Lance Burton<\/strong> will be fielding questions at Monte Carlo<\/strong>. The venue alone makes the nature of the announcement self-evident. Three cheers to MGM Mirage<\/strong> for pulling back from the brink and not evicting Burton at a time when he's been getting some of the best reviews of his career. There was nothing like the fumbling Criss F. Angel<\/strong> to make people appreciate just how much better Burton seems to be.<\/p>\n

Reading Room axed<\/strong>. You know those three cheers for MGM? Make them three Bronx cheers<\/a>. "Literature? Pah!<\/em> We no like! Make way for shiny trinkets!"<\/p>\n

Why launder money<\/strong> in Las Vegas or Macao<\/strong> when there's … the Dominican Republic<\/strong><\/a>?<\/p>\n

Peepshow<\/em> 2.0 tonight<\/strong>. The pain of yesterday's dental procedure is likely to be but a gentle zephyr compared to the near-certain ordeal that lies ahead. For reasons too convoluted to explain, my review won't appear in CityLife<\/em> until July 9. With luck, the show won't have closed by then.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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