{"id":569,"date":"2008-05-14T10:11:00","date_gmt":"2008-05-14T18:11:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.lasvegasadvisor.com\/blogs\/dmckee\/index.cfm\/2008\/5\/14\/The-Alystra-is-toast"},"modified":"2008-05-14T10:11:00","modified_gmt":"2008-05-14T18:11:00","slug":"the-alystra-is-toast","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.lasvegasadvisor.com\/stiffs-and-georges\/the-alystra-is-toast\/","title":{"rendered":"The Alystra is toast"},"content":{"rendered":"

OK, so it was a derelict that's been closed for 10 years and unlikely ever to reopen. But the Alystra is now officially "a total loss<\/a>." Too bad. It was an attractive building that happened to sit in a sort of mini-Bermuda Triangle where no casino could flourish. It also was operated in a manner that brought it afoul of the Nevada Gaming Control Board<\/b>. There were some flutters of interest <\/a>16 months ago, then silence. Since the Alystra had become a homeless hangout, it'll probably be no great mystery how it caught fire.<\/p>\n

A bad month for Adelson<\/b>. First, there was a shaky performance on the witness stand in the Richard Suen\/Las Vegas Sands<\/b> lawsuit. Then a first-quarter loss. Now he's been questioned in a bribery investigation<\/a> of Israeli Prime Minister Ehud Olmert<\/b>'s government. Sheldon will probably have to do a little 'splainin' to the Control Board when he gets back from Jerusalem.<\/p>\n

Luxor 2.0<\/b>: A review of the ongoing makeover has been posted at VegasTripping<\/a>.com. The verdict: "Pharoah's Tomb Meets Airport Bar." Hard to believe that Luxor is already 18 years old — unlike Excalibur<\/b>, which only looks<\/i> like it's been around for 30 years or so.<\/p>\n

Nathan Burton at the Flamingo<\/b>. I went. I saw. (And the stunt pictured here<\/a> does not figure in the act, so caveat emptor<\/i>.) The magic tricks were sloppily executed — you had to wonder what the coterie of rival magicians in attendance thought of them — and almost made one nostalgic for Hans Klok<\/a>. For this Harrah's Entertainment<\/b> ditched Society of Seven<\/b>?<\/p>\n

No warp speed here<\/b>: A story that broke on the Web last week (and was picked up by LVA<\/i>'s "What's News" page six days ago) finally crept into the pages of the <\/a>Dogpatch Daily<\/a><\/i>. (UNLV's David Schwartz<\/b> has a good critique<\/a> of the situation, though.) The same writer who branded Strip casinos as "monuments to gullibility" now turns his scorn upon patrons of the Las Vegas Hilton'<\/b>s Star Trek<\/i> attraction — while managing to meet the R-J<\/i>'s two-factual-mistakes-per-story quota and confusing "premiere" with "premier."<\/p>\n

But he's not alone. A local publisher mistakes "ringer" for "wringer" in …<\/p>\n

An utterly ridiculous column<\/b> that suggested the Democratic presidential ticket be suggested by a coin-toss. Seriously<\/a>. It's difficult to decide if this is a bigger insult to Las Vegas Sun<\/i> readership or to the democratic process itself, this flippant (pun intended) notion of hinging the fate of our country — and perhaps, by extension, the world — on a game of chance<\/b>. As one Sun<\/i> reader notes, "I admire your ability to get paid for this."<\/p>\n

Since one normally needs to pack a lunch and some No-Doz to finish a Brian Greenspu<\/b>n<\/b> column (and I couldn't even get through this one w\/o skimming), I'll boil down the "logic": "Hillary Clinton<\/b> has worked harder than any person I know of to become America’s president [and] running for president, and the presidency itself, has to be the hardest job on the planet."<\/i><\/p>\n

So? Meaning if Greenspun's next-door neighbor worked harder than Hillary Clinton to be on the donkey-party ticket, then he\/she would deserve it even more<\/i>? As Clint Eastwood<\/b>'s William Munny observes in Unforgiven<\/i>, "Deserve's got nothin' to do with it."<\/p>\n

Greenspun cites exit polls as holy writ, whereupon his moving finger moves on to write, "We all know that the polling this year has been wrong at best"<\/i> (Who's this "we all"? I know no such thing. Do you?) "People, for good or bad reasons, don’t tell the truth to pollsters when it comes to race or gender."<\/i> Well, if true, that puts paid to those exit polls in which Greenspun places so much stock.<\/p>\n

After calling upon the respective campaigns not to "short-circuit the democratic process," out comes the loony coin-toss idea. Why? "We accept the coin toss in every other facet of our lives,"<\/i> quoth the suddenly Solomonic Greenspun. Oh, do we? Maybe that's how they make important decisions at Greenspun Media<\/b> but I don't think, for instance, that the board of Harrah's Entertainment<\/b> decided not to accept Penn National<\/b>'s buyout offer because the nickel came up "heads."<\/p>\n

Hey, let's have representatives of the Kurds, Shiites and Sunnis over to the Bellagio<\/b> poker room to decide the fate of Iraq in a game of Texas Hold 'Em, with Halliburton taking a "rake" of the pot. Works for me.<\/p>\n

The clue to Greenspun's thoroughly trite and un-democratic "solution" can be found in a passing comment that enfranchisement "for far too long has been a burden to Americans rather than a blessing."<\/i> I'll leave you to ponder the disturbing — and elitist — implications of that telltale remark.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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