{"id":5892,"date":"2011-03-07T12:56:11","date_gmt":"2011-03-07T20:56:11","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.lasvegasadvisor.com\/stiffs-and-georges\/?p=5892"},"modified":"2022-05-06T05:26:35","modified_gmt":"2022-05-06T13:26:35","slug":"hi-im-john-ensign-your-casino-host","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.lasvegasadvisor.com\/stiffs-and-georges\/hi-im-john-ensign-your-casino-host\/","title":{"rendered":"“Hi, I’m John Ensign, your casino host”"},"content":{"rendered":"

\"\"In development that was a foregone conclusion to everyone but Sen. John Ensign<\/strong> (R) himself, the former casino executive and prospective heir to the Mandalay Resort Group<\/strong> fortune of Mike Ensign<\/strong>, announced his retirement from politics today<\/a>. The former general manager of the Gold Strike<\/strong> and Nevada Landing<\/strong> grind joints in Jean<\/strong> (1991-4) was looking at brutal poll numbers, fundraising insufficient to even be called “anemic,” a Senate Ethics Committee<\/strong> investigation and frequent verbal slights from fellow GOP senators (including confessor and gynecologist<\/a> Tom Coburn<\/strong>), for whom he couldn’t die soon enough. An ungrateful business, politics.<\/p>\n

Papa Mike’s own attempt to get back into the casino biz, in Kansas<\/strong>, was overshadowed by revelations that he’d channeled 96 dimes in hush money to a “Johnny Casino” concubine and her cuckolded husband — a “pattern of generosity” that was elaborately structured to avoid taxation by the IRS<\/strong>. Ensign senior and junior, having helped ruin each other’s careers, will now be able to exchange recriminations at leisure. Meanwhile, a flood tide of utterly predictable talking points broke loose<\/a>.<\/p>\n

\"\"As for Papa Ensign’s old Gold Strike properties, they’re now under the ownership of MGM Resorts International<\/strong>. If CEO Jim Murren<\/strong> can’t find the casino hair<\/span> heir a sinecure at his old Gold Strike stomping grounds or in the bucolic environs of Railroad Pass Hotel & Casino<\/strong>, S&G<\/em> has an idea.<\/p>\n

\"\"Given Johnny Casino’s proven ability to make women weak at the knees with a flash of his pearly whites, perchance Bobby Baldwin<\/strong> could put him to work glad-handing pedestrians in front of CityCenter<\/strong>, sweet-talking them into making the long, uphill detour to Aria<\/strong>. As a senator, Ensign’s most famous attribute (next to his coiffure) was his low handicap on the links. Perhaps he could be MGM’s new club pro at Shadow Creek<\/strong><\/a>. Seriously, however …<\/p>\n

Having disowned his casino roots to further his political ambitions (which briefly extended to the White House<\/strong>), will prodigal son Ensign be welcomed back into the fold? Apparently so. Not by MGM, but by other “george” donors to Ensign’s bottomless legal-defense fund. Former MGM CEO J. Terrence Lanni<\/strong> gave the senator $10,000 but current management appears to be keeping its distance. Potential employer #1 is Las Vegas Sands<\/strong> CEO Sheldon Adelson<\/strong> (above<\/em>, who’s flung $30K into the legal-defense kitty), who might be able to use what scant conservative mojo Ensign still has, particularly his frequent invocation of The Man Upstairs<\/strong>, to woo gambling-averse lawmakers in Florida<\/strong> and Texas<\/strong>, where Adelson has casino aspirations.<\/p>\n

\"\"Next in line in is Steve Wynn<\/strong> (10 grand donated) who could also put Ensign to work in the Sunshine State — although perhaps not in Massachusetts<\/strong>, where El Steve also has expansionist desires … as does Adelson. Or maybe he thinks Ensign’s “Good Time Charlie” lifestyle would help further sexify Wynncore<\/strong>‘s image. Or perhaps Wynn, who openly pines for a male heir to his casino empire, will envision the younger Ensign as a kind of surrogate son. Crazier notions have fallen from El Steve’s mouth, given his propensity to think aloud.<\/p>\n

\"\"Wynn Resorts<\/strong> COO Marc Schorr<\/strong> also found $5,000 under the sofa cushions<\/a> for defraying Ensign’s legal bills. Beyond that, the roster of Ensign family cronies underwriting the junior senator’s legal bills reads like a roll call of jettisoned Mandalay executives<\/a>, including Tony Alamo Sr<\/strong>. So if the doors of MGM are shut to “Johnny Casino” deep-pile welcome mats are out at Venelazzo<\/strong> and Wynncore. We need a truly wise man, Wynn’s oddsmaker Johnny Avello<\/strong>, to make book on which casino will land the fallen senator.*<\/p>\n

(* — Speaking of laying odds, Rep. Dean Heller<\/strong> [R-NV] now becomes the prohibitive favorite<\/a> to pick up Ensign’s seat next year. When he was Nevada’s secretary of state, Heller ran a real classy and conscientious operation, for what it’s worth<\/em>.)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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