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“But when its control implants are damaged during a training experiment, the beast escapes to Puerto Vallarta<\/strong>, Mexico<\/strong> for a taste of sun, sand, bikini babes, jet-skiers, spring breakers and beyond.” — And that’s a problem because … ? If anybody sees <\/em>Sharktopus<\/a>, perhaps you could give him directions to Rehab<\/strong><\/a><\/em>.<\/p>\n On the subject of strange creatures …<\/strong><\/p>\n … could this be the elusive Sasquatch<\/strong>? I’d like to believe it but, judging by the critter’s height and gait, I say it’s just a guy in a gorilla suit. “The Internets” are having a field day<\/a> with this lametastic video clip, however. Too bad about that chupacabra<\/strong> debunking. Just think what some local chupacabra sightings could do for Vegas tourism!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" “But when its control implants are damaged during a training experiment, the beast escapes to Puerto Vallarta, Mexico for a taste of sun, sand, bikini babes, jet-skiers, spring breakers and beyond.” — And that’s a problem because … ? If … Continue reading